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Working the Kenny Powers Way

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Do you know Kenny Powers? You should. Not only is Kenny Powers a formidable force of athletic power, an icon of style, a powerful CEO of a major shoe company and a connoisseur of awesome haircuts, he’s a role model. Is this sarcastic? As Kenny m…

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Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

The World Series starts tonight. Truth be told, we don’t give a damn about either team. So rather than watch those losers play, we came up with the Holy Taco MLB All-Fiction Team. Click to Enlarge (tee-hee) Special Thanks to Marty Platinum &n…

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5 People Obama Should Consider as a Running Mate for 2012

5 People Obama Should Consider as a Running Mate for 2012

In 2008, Barack Obama was on top of the world, and pundits were talking about a dramatic shift to the left in American politics. As it turns out, most of those pundits were *ssholes. If the presidential election were held tomorrow, Barry O. would g…

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The Best Of Kenny Powers Is The Best Of Awesome

The Best Of Kenny Powers Is The Best Of Awesome

  If you haven’t seen HBO’s Eastbound and Down, this should give you a reason to start watching. If it doesn’t, you’re kind of a stupid asshole who wouldn’t know awesome if it ripped off your balls and shoved them…

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