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Working the Kenny Powers Way

Do you know Kenny Powers? You should. Not only is Kenny Powers a formidable force of athletic power, an icon of style, a powerful CEO of a major shoe company and a connoisseur of awesome haircuts, he’s a role model. Is this sarcastic? As Kenny m…

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Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

posted 10/27/2010
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The World Series starts tonight. Truth be told, we don’t give a damn about either team. So rather than watch those losers play, we came up with the Holy Taco MLB All-Fiction Team. Click to Enlarge (tee-hee) Special Thanks to Marty Platinum &n…

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5 People Obama Should Consider as a Running Mate for 2012

posted 10/05/2010
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In 2008, Barack Obama was on top of the world, and pundits were talking about a dramatic shift to the left in American politics. As it turns out, most of those pundits were *ssholes. If the presidential election were held tomorrow, Barry O. would g…

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The Best Of Kenny Powers Is The Best Of Awesome

posted 05/14/2009
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If you haven’t seen HBO’s Eastbound and Down, this should give you a reason to start watching. If it doesn’t, you’re kind of a stupid asshole who wouldn’t know awesome if it ripped off your balls and shoved them…

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