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Let’s Celebrate The 137 Kentucky Derby With Some Obscene Horse Names

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Tomorrow is the 137th Kentucky Derby, an event where tiny little men beat horses with rods to make them run in a circle as women wearing silly hats use the event as an excuse to get wasted off of mint juleps. As everyone knows, there is a long trad…

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Visual Aides for the Kentucky Derby

Visual Aides for the Kentucky Derby

The Kentucky Derby is this weekend, and the only thing more difficult than choosing which horse to bet on is trying to remember the names of all those horses. That’s why we’ve created these visual aides to help you remember the names of …

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Let’s Bet On The Ponies And Chug Mint Juleps

Let’s Bet On The Ponies And Chug Mint Juleps

The Kentucky Derby isn’t just about stupid hats and bourbon drinking contests. It’s also about gambling away your child’s college/dinner money on one of the world’s dumbest animals. But, instead of breaking down the Kentucky…

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