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The Casio Wrist Watch: The New Way For Bigots Like Me To Profile Terrorists

Casio Watch

Folks, take it from me: being a hateful bigot that believes all Muslims are terrorists has gotten so much harder as of late. The Politically Correct Brigade has made it all but impossible for me and good-hearted, salt-of-the-earth Americans like yo…

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25 Pics of Ke$ha Doing the Trailer Park Proud

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That Kesha girl sure is popular. She also seems like she might carry with her the vague odor of mac and cheese and beer.

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How to Write a Ke$ha Song

How to Write a Ke$ha Song

So you’ve decided you want to prove poor genetics, a bad upbringing and a distinct lack of social graces aren’t about to stomp on your trailer park princess dreams, good for you! The world has no end of love, or at least tolerance, for…

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