Here's my problem with phone sex: I'm never exactly sure when a dirty question a girl asks is rhetorical or something she actually wants me to answer, so the few times I've tried it, I've ended up killing the mood...
So, apparently Kevin Federline has become fat. And since previous to this he was a piece of shit, he's now officially become the very catchy "Fat Piece Of Shit." Usmagazine.com reports:
Kevin Federline appeared to have packed on the pounds after hitting a Los Angeles Golf Course Friday.
But his ex Shar...
Yawwwwnnn...um Britney Spears was...siiiighh...rushed to the hospital after a three hour showdown with her....(streeeeetch) ex-husband Kevin Federline. She was reportedly on some sort of...yaaawwwn...drugs. Or something. So, basically, I'm just letting you know that Britney Spears life hasn't changed at all since the last time you heard about her.
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