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Britney Spears Likes Phone Sex

Britney Spears Likes Phone Sex

Here’s my problem with phone sex: I’m never exactly sure when a dirty question a girl asks is rhetorical or something she actually wants me to answer, so the few times I’ve tried it, I’ve ended up killing the mood because sh…

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Kevin Federline Is A Tub Of Fat

Kevin Federline Is A Tub Of Fat

So, apparently Kevin Federline has become fat.  And since previous to this he was a piece of shit, he’s now officially become the very catchy “Fat Piece Of Shit.”  Usmagazine.com reports: Kevin Federline appeared to have packed on…

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Britney Spears Rushed To Hospital

Britney Spears Rushed To Hospital

Yawwwwnnn…um Britney Spears was…siiiighh…rushed to the hospital after a three hour showdown with her….(streeeeetch) ex-husband Kevin Federline. She was reportedly on some sort of…yaaawwwn…drugs. Or something. So,…

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