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You Get What You Pay For: In Defense of the ‘Kardashian Kard’

You Get What You Pay For: In Defense of the ‘Kardashian Kard’

Kim Kardashian (click here to see her chest or here to see her butt) and her two sisters, Rocksteady and Bebop, are in the news again. But this time, it’s not for a DUI or sucking slong on camera. Apparently, the girls have run afoul of Conne…

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Khloe Kardashian Avoids Forced Prison Sex

Khloe Kardashian Avoids Forced Prison Sex

Could I get a little of Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to be an American” playing in the background for me? And maybe a Michael Bay-esque American Flag flapping behind me while I type this out? If there’s one thing this great countr…

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