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Holytaco Buzz: 8th Grader Show and Tell’s Pot Brownie

Holytaco Buzz: 8th Grader Show and Tell’s Pot Brownie

There are many ways to counter-act your middle school drug-ed: bringing in a pot brownie to share with your friends is one of them.  That’s what an 8th grader at Kunismiller Creative Arts Academy did earlier this week and led to one of his fr…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Kid Gets Owned By Planet Earth – Watch more Funny Videos He’s got the whole world, on his face. Also ha! That kid got owned.

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All Children Should Be Allowed To Own Their Own Harrier Fighter Jets

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It’s about time we all wised up and stopped treating out children like the children of old. Kids today are much smarter and much wiser than we in our youthful heydays could have imagined ourselves ever being. This is why I am in an uproar about thi…

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Wachoo Talkin’ ‘Bout NOW, Willis?!

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Mama! I Made a Baby Ruth! Chocolate?

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You Better Have a Good New Years!

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15 Sexy Christmas Cheerleaders (TotalProSports)   9 Horribly Wrong Sex Myths (MadeMan)   Wendy Venturini Hotness (AllLeftTurns)   Life Lessons From The Goodfellas (ScreenJunkies)   GirlSpeak Can Be Dangerous (LemonDrop) &nb…

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Inner Monologue of an 8-Year Old Opening Christmas Presents

Inner Monologue of an 8-Year Old Opening Christmas Presents

Awwww shit! It’s Christmas morning! Hell yeah!  In order to celebrate this festive and exciting day, I’m going to do the most dangerous thing that a child can do in a dark house early in the morning when everyone else is still aslee…

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Guest Column: You Are All a Bunch of Buttholes

Guest Column: You Are All a Bunch of Buttholes

  Like most kids, my favorite time of year is Christmas time.  I don’t understand why Thanksgiving is so great, and I can’t wait until it’s over because that means it’s almost time for Christmas. That’s the t…

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Spoiler Alert: Richard’s Career Dies at the End

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The Ol’ Roofie In The Eggnog Trick!

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There’s Jizz on Her Shoes! [pics] (TotalProSports)   The Stuntman Dream Job (MadeMan)   The Funniest Video Of The Day (AllLeftTurns)   The Weirdest Christmas Cards Ever (ScreenJunkies)   Clay Guida’s T-Shirt Is Amazin…

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