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The Amazing World of Judith Vigna

Children’s books generally fall into one of three categories; they’re either goofy and pointless, simplistic versions of adult stories or they’re education disguised as entertainment. Nearly any kids book you can think of can be categorized in thos…

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The Inner Monologue of a Public School Bus Driver

posted 09/24/2012
by Ian Fortey

Drive. Just drive.

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What Back to School Means to You

posted 09/03/2012
by Ian Fortey

If you are not a silly child, or in possession of such things, then back to school hype is meaningless to you. You don’t need a lunch box or a pencil case or…what else do kids have? Sugar beets? I dunno.

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The 7 Sandwiches of Shame

posted 04/18/2012
by Ian Fortey

Remember when you were a child? Neither does your absentee father! Ha ha! Wait, no, that was uncalled for. My dad left, too. He joined the circus to “make for hump” with the bearded lady and never came back. We both have trauma. Let’s start ov…

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10 Books You May Have Missed in Your Childhood

posted 11/04/2011
by Ian Fortey

Books are great things and it’s a shame to see what’s happened to literacy in an internet world where people will actively argue on behalf of poor grammar and spelling because it “doesn’t matter.” Don’t get angr…

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What a Kid’s Halloween Costume Says About Their Parents

posted 11/01/2011
by Ian Fortey

Last night was Halloween and that meant, unless you were responsible with your real estate wheelings and dealings and got a home in an apartment or in the deep woods protected by ravenous hounds, children you didn’t know showed up at your door and …

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Kids These Days

posted 10/25/2011
by Jim Tews

Look, we all know that smoking and drinking is bad for you. But what if you start really early and build up a tolerance? Would that help at all? Not sure if it’d help your health, but if you’re way too young to be smoking and/or drinkin…

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25 Guns in Inappropriate Places

posted 06/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

The 2nd Amendment is great and all but sometimes you really don’t need a gun. Sometimes.

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5 Shattered Childhood Dreams

posted 03/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

Kids aren’t super geniuses, unless they’re those creepy super genius kids that you shouldn’t trust because they’re eerie and weird. But for the most part, when you were a kid, you probably did a lot of dumb stuff. I once pooped in a bathtub. Not…

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All Children Should Be Allowed To Own Their Own Harrier Fighter Jets

posted 02/07/2011
by Luis Prada

It’s about time we all wised up and stopped treating out children like the children of old. Kids today are much smarter and much wiser than we in our youthful heydays could have imagined ourselves ever being. This is why I am in an uproar about thi…

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The Amazing World of Judith Vigna

The Inner Monologue of a Public School Bus Driver

What Back to School Means to You

The 7 Sandwiches of Shame

10 Books You May Have Missed in Your Childhood

What a Kid’s Halloween Costume Says About Their Parents

Kids These Days

25 Guns in Inappropriate Places

5 Shattered Childhood Dreams

All Children Should Be Allowed To Own Their Own Harrier Fighter Jets

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