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Classic Taco – 7 Signs You’re an Adult

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If you’re a Jew or a Mexican girl, there’s a specific day where you officially become an adult. For everyone else, becoming a grown-up is a gradual process, and most of the time you don’t realize that you’ve become an adult u…

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10 Books You May Have Missed in Your Childhood

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Books are great things and it’s a shame to see what’s happened to literacy in an internet world where people will actively argue on behalf of poor grammar and spelling because it “doesn’t matter.” Don’t get angr…

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What a Kid’s Halloween Costume Says About Their Parents

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Last night was Halloween and that meant, unless you were responsible with your real estate wheelings and dealings and got a home in an apartment or in the deep woods protected by ravenous hounds, children you didn’t know showed up at your door and …

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Kids These Days

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Look, we all know that smoking and drinking is bad for you. But what if you start really early and build up a tolerance? Would that help at all? Not sure if it’d help your health, but if you’re way too young to be smoking and/or drinkin…

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25 Guns in Inappropriate Places

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The 2nd Amendment is great and all but sometimes you really don’t need a gun. Sometimes.

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5 Shattered Childhood Dreams

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Kids aren’t super geniuses, unless they’re those creepy super genius kids that you shouldn’t trust because they’re eerie and weird. But for the most part, when you were a kid, you probably did a lot of dumb stuff. I once pooped in a bathtub. Not…

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All Children Should Be Allowed To Own Their Own Harrier Fighter Jets

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It’s about time we all wised up and stopped treating out children like the children of old. Kids today are much smarter and much wiser than we in our youthful heydays could have imagined ourselves ever being. This is why I am in an uproar about thi…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Absolute Worst Rap Battle Ever – Watch more Funny Videos Careful what you say in the comments; if these kids get wind of it they may spit some mad insulting rhymes at you and you’ll be ruined forever.

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Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

Like most “Internet writers,” I was raised by an overbearing mother. She was needy, overprotective, and, as you’d imagine, she insisted on breastfeed me until I was fourteen. And while there’s a lot of unresolved issues betw…

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7 Types of Trick-or-Treaters You Had Last Night

7 Types of Trick-or-Treaters You Had Last Night

Last night was Halloween and if you’re like us, you spent the night shouting obscenities from your basement apartment window, dressed in a bathrobe and drinking Kahlua and Kool-Aid. But other people were dressed, upstairs, handing out candy …

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7 Kids Who Could Kick Your Ass

7 Kids Who Could Kick Your Ass

If you haven’t seen Kick Ass yet, it’s a great opportunity for you to see a grown man beat the living crap out of a little girl, which is every bit as entertaining as it sounds. It’ll also get you thinking about how you’d hol…

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