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The Amazing World of Judith Vigna

Children’s books generally fall into one of three categories; they’re either goofy and pointless, simplistic versions of adult stories or they’re education disguised as entertainment. Nearly any kids book you can think of can be categorized in thos…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

posted 01/20/2011
by Ian Fortey

Absolute Worst Rap Battle Ever – Watch more Funny Videos Careful what you say in the comments; if these kids get wind of it they may spit some mad insulting rhymes at you and you’ll be ruined forever.

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Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

posted 12/09/2010
by Jame Gumb

Like most “Internet writers,” I was raised by an overbearing mother. She was needy, overprotective, and, as you’d imagine, she insisted on breastfeed me until I was fourteen. And while there’s a lot of unresolved issues betw…

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7 Types of Trick-or-Treaters You Had Last Night

posted 11/01/2010
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Last night was Halloween and if you’re like us, you spent the night shouting obscenities from your basement apartment window, dressed in a bathrobe and drinking Kahlua and Kool-Aid. But other people were dressed, upstairs, handing out candy …

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7 Kids Who Could Kick Your Ass

posted 04/22/2010
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If you haven’t seen Kick Ass yet, it’s a great opportunity for you to see a grown man beat the living crap out of a little girl, which is every bit as entertaining as it sounds. It’ll also get you thinking about how you’d hol…

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Children Perform Scarface For School

posted 03/29/2010
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Scarface School Play – Watch more Funny Videos Best. School. Play. Ever. Dirt Bike vs Water (TotalProSports) 22 Beds You Need To Sleep On (SuperTremendous) Bud Lights Hot Party Girls (Coed) 10 Babes You’ve Never Heard of (LemonDr…

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25 Greatest Garbage Pail Kids

posted 02/05/2010
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Poop Chute

posted 02/01/2010
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2010 Superbowl Commercials Cameltoes Galore! (TotalProSports) The Chicago Beer Tour (MadeMan) Krista Voda Hotness (AllLeftTurns) Your Loose Cannon Partner 101 (ScreenJunkies) The MMA Fightpicker Game! (Cagepotato) …

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Chairy Became a Crack Whore

posted 01/20/2010
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Let It Snow!

posted 12/22/2009
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15 Sexy Christmas Cheerleaders (TotalProSports) 9 Horribly Wrong Sex Myths (MadeMan) Wendy Venturini Hotness (AllLeftTurns) Life Lessons From The Goodfellas (ScreenJunkies) GirlSpeak Can Be Dangerous (LemonDrop) Th…

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Another Great Reason to Eat Kids

posted 12/17/2009
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Bear Houses Have Thin Walls

posted 12/01/2009
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12 Pics of Jaimee Grubbs – Tiger’s Hot Affair (TotalProSports) Cool De-classified CIA tips (MadeMan) We Want Nicole Manske In A Beginning (AllLeftTurns) Movie Heists Gone Awry (ScreenJunkies) Josh Koscheck’s Revenge W…

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The Amazing World of Judith Vigna

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

7 Types of Trick-or-Treaters You Had Last Night

7 Kids Who Could Kick Your Ass

Children Perform Scarface For School

25 Greatest Garbage Pail Kids

Poop Chute

Chairy Became a Crack Whore

Let It Snow!

Another Great Reason to Eat Kids

Bear Houses Have Thin Walls

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