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Kids Aren’t Hilariously Inappropriate. Crappy Photoshoppers Are.

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Kids being accidentally inappropriate is a curiously viral thing. These little tykes are so gosh-darn innocent, and so ludicrously bad at spelling, whenever they try to write something cute, it comes out evil, sexual, or sexually evil. Problem: ever…

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All Children Should Be Allowed To Own Their Own Harrier Fighter Jets

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It’s about time we all wised up and stopped treating out children like the children of old. Kids today are much smarter and much wiser than we in our youthful heydays could have imagined ourselves ever being. This is why I am in an uproar about thi…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Absolute Worst Rap Battle Ever – Watch more Funny Videos Careful what you say in the comments; if these kids get wind of it they may spit some mad insulting rhymes at you and you’ll be ruined forever.

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Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

Like most “Internet writers,” I was raised by an overbearing mother. She was needy, overprotective, and, as you’d imagine, she insisted on breastfeed me until I was fourteen. And while there’s a lot of unresolved issues betw…

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7 Types of Trick-or-Treaters You Had Last Night

7 Types of Trick-or-Treaters You Had Last Night

Last night was Halloween and if you’re like us, you spent the night shouting obscenities from your basement apartment window, dressed in a bathrobe and drinking Kahlua and Kool-Aid. But other people were dressed, upstairs, handing out candy …

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7 Kids Who Could Kick Your Ass

7 Kids Who Could Kick Your Ass

If you haven’t seen Kick Ass yet, it’s a great opportunity for you to see a grown man beat the living crap out of a little girl, which is every bit as entertaining as it sounds. It’ll also get you thinking about how you’d hol…

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Children Perform Scarface For School

Children Perform Scarface For School

Scarface School Play – Watch more Funny Videos Best. School. Play. Ever.   Dirt Bike vs Water (TotalProSports) 22 Beds You Need To Sleep On (SuperTremendous) Bud Lights Hot Party Girls (Coed) 10 Babes You’ve Never Heard of (LemonDr…

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25 Greatest Garbage Pail Kids

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Hey! Remember this?  

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Poop Chute

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2010 Superbowl Commercials   Cameltoes Galore! (TotalProSports)   The Chicago Beer Tour (MadeMan)   Krista Voda Hotness (AllLeftTurns)   Your Loose Cannon Partner 101 (ScreenJunkies)   The MMA Fightpicker Game! (Cagepotato) …

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Chairy Became a Crack Whore

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Let It Snow!

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15 Sexy Christmas Cheerleaders (TotalProSports)   9 Horribly Wrong Sex Myths (MadeMan)   Wendy Venturini Hotness (AllLeftTurns)   Life Lessons From The Goodfellas (ScreenJunkies)   GirlSpeak Can Be Dangerous (LemonDrop)   Th…

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Another Great Reason to Eat Kids

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