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The Amazing World of Judith Vigna

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Children’s books generally fall into one of three categories; they’re either goofy and pointless, simplistic versions of adult stories or they’re education disguised as entertainment. Nearly any kids book you can think of can be categorized in thos…

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Good Job, Children!

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Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would You Rather Fight: Babies or Old People?

Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would You Rather Fight: Babies or Old People?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than spending way to much time looking for hot girl pics on the internet, it’s argue about really stupid things.  This week, we’re arguing about who we’d rather fight: 25 5…

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They’re The Dead Ones Lying In The Gutter

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10 More Helpful Warning Signs

10 More Helpful Warning Signs

Warning Signs are everywhere, and they’re really helpful.  They tell us when something is electrified, when a lawnmower blade is sharp enough to cut our fingers off, or when a chemical is incredibly poisonous.  In fact, Warning Signs…

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Racism: Get Em While They’re Young and They’ll Never Know It’s Terrible

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25 Visits From Pedo Bear

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Why are you running? He just wants to talk.  

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Those Kids Don’t Stand a Chance

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7 Summer Camps You’ll Want to Attend (regretfulmorning)   Steve Nash is Hiding Out in Chinatown! (totalprosports)   Amber Rose Is Undead In A Bikini (TheDailyFix)   Nicky Fleites Is HOT (GorillaMask)   The Internet Sweepsta…

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25 Reasons To Stop Using Condoms

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We found these photos on a blog called I hate my parents, but they seem pretty awesome to us. All kids should be this entertaining.  

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Settle Down, Fatty.

Settle Down, Fatty.

  We’re about 90% sure that this video is fake, but it’s always fun to see a fat dude this upset at teenage kids on the internet. It’s strangely familiar to us.   The 50 Most Bizarre Bras in the World (Manofest) Ciara C…

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8 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Summer Camp

8 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Summer Camp

Summer Camp is an important experience in every young boy’s life.  Camp is the place where some of the most formative events of your adolescent existence occur.  So, for all the 9-14 year olds out there who regularly read Holy Taco, …

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Childrens’ Letters To God About Dead Celebrities

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A lot of famous people have been dying lately, and even more people have been talking about famous people dying lately, including little kids in elementary school.  In our society, kids aren’t considered a trusted source of commentary on …

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