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Drunken Argument Friday: What’s The Coolest Weapon to Kill a Burglar With?

Drunken Argument Friday: What’s The Coolest Weapon to Kill a Burglar With?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like what’s the coolest weapon to kill a burglar with. Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time:   D…

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I Usually Just Put Them On The Popcorn Setting

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Penelope Cruz Gets Naked [nsfw] (TheDailyFix)   Leslie And Leah Are Both HOT (GorillaMask)   We All Fantasize About Telemarketing (AdultSwim)   Lingerie Football Model Showdown (Coed)   Fat Chick And A Bull (EvilChili)   8 W…

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It’s About Time Babies Got What Comin’ To ‘Em

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Lindsay Lohans And Her Firecrotch (TheDailyFix)   Britney Blakely Is HOT (GorillaMask)   Drunken Boob Circles (Coed)   Sexy Danielle Lloyd (SickPigs)   6 Filthy Items You Touch Every Single Day (Cracked)   The Worst Drunk Dr…

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Better Watch Out, Ray Romano

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Horror Movies Can Kill Little Girls

Horror Movies Can Kill Little Girls

When I was younger, I loved horror movies a little too much. My eight-year-old self would lie in bed, tears streaming down my face, terrified that Jason Voorhees would break down my door and hack me up with a rusty machete. As I grew up my fears su…

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