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Drunken Argument Friday: What’s The Coolest Weapon to Kill a Burglar With?

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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like what’s the coolest weapon to kill a burglar with. Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: D…

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I Usually Just Put Them On The Popcorn Setting

posted 09/08/2009
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Penelope Cruz Gets Naked [nsfw] (TheDailyFix) Leslie And Leah Are Both HOT (GorillaMask) We All Fantasize About Telemarketing (AdultSwim) Lingerie Football Model Showdown (Coed) Fat Chick And A Bull (EvilChili) 8 W…

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It’s About Time Babies Got What Comin’ To ‘Em

posted 06/29/2009
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Lindsay Lohans And Her Firecrotch (TheDailyFix) Britney Blakely Is HOT (GorillaMask) Drunken Boob Circles (Coed) Sexy Danielle Lloyd (SickPigs) 6 Filthy Items You Touch Every Single Day (Cracked) The Worst Drunk Dr…

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Better Watch Out, Ray Romano

posted 02/04/2009
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Horror Movies Can Kill Little Girls

posted 02/05/2008
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When I was younger, I loved horror movies a little too much. My eight-year-old self would lie in bed, tears streaming down my face, terrified that Jason Voorhees would break down my door and hack me up with a rusty machete. As I grew up my fears su…

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