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Ranking the Image of 9 World Leaders

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Yesterday were the Screen Actor’s Guild awards, another opportunity for famous, rich people to congratulate other famous, rich people on how awesome they are. But not once, not once, have the SAG awards ever acknowledged the stunning fashion sense …

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25 Things We’ll Miss About Kim Jong-Il

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North Korean Madman and living cartoon is now a non-living cartoon. Indeed, tyrannical, stubby dictator Kim Jong-Il has died and now we’re forced to somehow come to grips with a world in which he no longer will provide us with comedy. What kind o…

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North Korea, You’re Better Off Without Him, Girl

North Korea, You’re Better Off Without Him, Girl

Hey North Korea, I know you feel like you’ve suffered a big loss right now. You’re hurting, you’re crying. You’re like “What am I gonna do without my man!” But you need to know that this is only temporary and you…

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North Korea Joined Facebook!

North Korea Joined Facebook!

For some time now Holy Taco has been rocking a little Facebook group that offers daily advice and tips on pet grooming. But now it looks like it’s time to pack up shop and head back to MySpace or some other equally squalid wasteland as North…

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Kim Jong Il Hates Hippies

Kim Jong Il Hates Hippies

Say what you want about Kim Jong Il, but dammit, the man makes a point.  Breitbart reports: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il was outraged at the hairdos while watching a university match and ordered all men to go clean-cut “What kind of hairc…

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Ed McMahon Loses House? You Are Correct Sir!

Ed McMahon Loses House? You Are Correct Sir!

First Screech loses his house, then makes a porno.  Now Ed McMahon loses his house…dear God, please don’t let this end up like Screech.  Usmagazine.com reports: Former Johnny Carson sidekick Ed McMahon spoke out on CNN’s Larry Kin…

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