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The 8 Biggest Douchebags of 2011 Who Will Haunt 2012

Well, another year is wrapping up and it’ll be ages before we get to our next douchebag tournament. But in that time, you might forget about the douches that were over this past illustrious year, and what a briny year it was. Worse yet, this year…

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How a Kardashian Understands Love

posted 11/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

This week’s big news for people who can’t stomach news that affects real people in any appreciable way is the divorce of Kim Kardashian from her man-Kardashian. After a rollercoaster 72 days and several million dollars worth of passion, it is to b…

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Possible Reasons Why Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Are Getting Divorced, In Infographic Form

posted 10/31/2011
by Luis Prada

I’m sorry. This…this is a tough article to write, you guys. For a whole 72 days, all was right with the world, with the possible exception of all the things that have been royally screwed up for years and years. For a whole 72 days Kim Kardashian…

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Holy Taco’s Video of Day – Kardashian Kar Krash

posted 08/04/2011
by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco’s Video of Day – Kardashian Kar Krash

Why are the Kardashian girls such fame whores? Genetics!

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Five Better Things To Do With The $65 Million The Kardashian’s Made Last Year

posted 02/24/2011
by Jim Tews

So, according to The Hollywood Reporter, the Kardashian’s made sixty-five mil last year. I actually had to Google how many zeroes were in one million, because that number is so astronomical to me. They made the money through their reality sho…

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Damn Predashians

posted 01/05/2011
by Ian Fortey

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10 Ridiculous Attempts to Promote AIDS Awareness

posted 12/01/2010
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December 1st is World AIDS Day. In theory, this is a comedy site, so just to be clear, there’s nothing funny about the HIV/AIDS epidemic. Sure, in a different context, a few of the main methods of transmission have some comedic value, but tha…

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You Get What You Pay For: In Defense of the ‘Kardashian Kard’

posted 11/30/2010
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Kim Kardashian (click here to see her chest or here to see her butt) and her two sisters, Rocksteady and Bebop, are in the news again. But this time, it’s not for a DUI or sucking slong on camera. Apparently, the girls have run afoul of Conne…

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Big Ass Showdown: Nicki Minaj vs. Kim Kardashian

posted 09/13/2010
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The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards happened last night. As usual, controversy abounds. But this time, it’s not the result of Kanye West’s typical shenanigans. No, this time around, it’s a debate about ass. Specifically,…

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Kim Kardashian’s Pants Crammed Full Of Assy Goodness

posted 06/10/2008
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What is Kim Kardashian hiding in her pants? Because I’m pretty sure it’s not an ass. No ass is that large (unless it’s on a 400-pound Jerry Springer contestant.) I’m guessing she’s hiding something like a car or a turb…

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Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Fighting Ass For Attention

posted 05/14/2008
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Jesus. Is everything on Kim Kardashian enormous? We all know she has an ass the size of Uranus, but who knew she had a rack the size of her ass? I did not. OK, well, I did, but that’s only because I watched a video of her having sex. …

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The 8 Biggest Douchebags of 2011 Who Will Haunt 2012

How a Kardashian Understands Love

Possible Reasons Why Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Are Getting Divorced, In Infographic Form

Holy Taco’s Video of Day – Kardashian Kar Krash

Five Better Things To Do With The $65 Million The Kardashian’s Made Last Year

Damn Predashians

10 Ridiculous Attempts to Promote AIDS Awareness

You Get What You Pay For: In Defense of the ‘Kardashian Kard’

Big Ass Showdown: Nicki Minaj vs. Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian’s Pants Crammed Full Of Assy Goodness

Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Fighting Ass For Attention

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