After 65 years of being a couple, Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed finally got married in some manner of ceremony that was probably horribly tacky and self indulgent. I say this not out of malice, but out of absolute certainty as anyone with eyes (w…
It may just be the rabid comic book fan in me talking but I firmly believe comic books are America’s version of mythology. That, and anything involving the Wild West. Comics are a medium that allow us to tell important stories about our national mi…
Well I’ve got a gal, she’s as cute as she can be
She’s a distant cousin but she’s not too distant with me
Alright, right off the bat, a quarter of a verse in to the song, we encounter incest. Some artists like to disguise t…
If you’re like us, you were super stoked when you went to your first make out party in your mid 20′s and you were all ready to mack on some sweet honies and maybe see some bared ankle. Then when you got there it was just du…
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I was recently at a bar on a Saturday night, and there were these two women in the corner, they were probably 33-35 years old, and they were standing in the corner, waiting for guys to come up and talk to them. I know this because they were dressed…
There are a few people in the world that I don’t want to see having sex. Some of them are: Penn Gillette, Arnold Palmer, Frank Stallone, that cerebral palsy chick from Facts of Life, Flozell Adams, Burt Wolf, Brian Dunkelman, Maxi Priest, Sco…