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‘Somersault Kissing’ Is Basically China’s Version of Daggering

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Teenagers in China care not for the dagger — they have their own high-impact stunt-humping called “somersault kissing,” and it’s kind of awesome.

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The Kick Ass Kiss Komparison

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How many times have you been invited to a kick ass makeout party full of swimsuit models and porn stars and Holy Taco editors and you have to be like “Oh, I can’t, I have polio” and then you stay home and make out with a room temperature ham –WHICH …

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5 More Publicity Stunts for Gene Simmons & Shannon Tweed

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After 65 years of being a couple, Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed finally got married in some manner of ceremony that was probably horribly tacky and self indulgent. I say this not out of malice, but out of absolute certainty as anyone with eyes (w…

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Comic Books, KISS, and More Comic Books: Holy Taco Interviews Alex Segura, Executive Director of Publicity and Marketing at Archie Comics

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It may just be the rabid comic book fan in me talking but I firmly believe comic books are America’s version of mythology. That, and anything involving the Wild West. Comics are a medium that allow us to tell important stories about our national mi…

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Analyzing The Strong Pro-Incest Message of Elvis Presley’s Song “Kissin’ Cousins”

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Well I’ve got a gal, she’s as cute as she can be She’s a distant cousin but she’s not too distant with me Alright, right off the bat, a quarter of a verse in to the song, we encounter incest. Some artists like to disguise t…

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25 Totally Unsexy Make Out Pics

25 Totally Unsexy Make Out Pics

  If you’re like us, you were super stoked when you went to your first make out party in your mid 20′s and you were all ready to mack on some sweet honies and maybe see some bared ankle.  Then when you got there it was just du…

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The Elusive Heavy Metal Tiger

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Malkin Does A Russian Spy (TotalProSports)   10 Things Not To Say To A Fat Guy (LemonDrop)   Lindsay Lohan And Her VM (TheDailyFix)   The Most Disturbing Looking Foods in America (Goodbite)   Girl Plays With Crocodiles (EvilChili…

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Teletubbies Rock And Roll All Night And Party Every Day

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You’re 33. Nobody Cares If You Make Out With Your Friend

You’re 33. Nobody Cares If You Make Out With Your Friend

I was recently at a bar on a Saturday night, and there were these two women in the corner, they were probably 33-35 years old, and they were standing in the corner, waiting for guys to come up and talk to them. I know this because they were dressed…

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Gene Simmons Has A Sex Tape

Gene Simmons Has A Sex Tape

There are a few people in the world that I don’t want to see having sex. Some of them are: Penn Gillette, Arnold Palmer, Frank Stallone, that cerebral palsy chick from Facts of Life, Flozell Adams, Burt Wolf, Brian Dunkelman, Maxi Priest, Sco…

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