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We Live In A World Where A Man Slashes People’s Butts in Retail Stores

Butt-centric fears used to be prison related. We all once feared breaking the law so harshly that we would be sent to prison and get our rears blasted by scary dudes. Today, those fears have been replaced with the fear of shopping at a retail store…

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4 People I Encountered At The Renaissance Fair

posted 03/14/2011
by Luis Prada

This past weekend I did something I swore I would never do: attend a renaissance fair. I always assumed renaissance fairs would be filled with uber-nerds standing around in costumes eating turkey legs while discussing the horrible crimes committed …

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Man Creates Machine That Can Perfectly Debone Ham, Humans

posted 12/06/2010
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Not too long ago we ran an article about a robot designed to stab. Today, we present you with yet another story about a knife-wielding machine that future societies will reference as one of many defining moments when humans should have rea…

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First Law Of Robotics: Don’t Kill Humans. Second Law: See First Law

posted 10/18/2010
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Some years ago, acclaimed sci-fi author Isaac Asimov wrote three easy-to-follow rules for robotics. They go a little something like this: 1) A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to c…

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Canadian Policemen Getting Stabbed

posted 07/24/2009
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It seems like the guys in this video overreact just a little when confronted by the police, then again, they are in Canada, so they’re probably drunk or stoned. But aside from that, there are three things that make this video awesome: 1. Shit…

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Drunken Argument Friday: What’s Worse, Getting Shot or Getting Stabbed?

posted 07/03/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, if getting shot is worse than getting stabbed. Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argumen…

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“Imagine The Worst Diarrhea You’ve Ever Had, And Then Times It by 10, With A Knife In It”

posted 01/30/2009
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If you’re ever in line for the bathroom with Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready, may you should just let him cut in front of you…because knives might come shooting out of his ass. According to seattletimes.com: McCready suffers …

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Man Too Drunk To Notice Knife In Back

posted 04/17/2008
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With the weekend just hours away, this news story seems pretty appropriate. According to ninemsn.com: A drunk Russian man rode home on a bus, slept like a log and ate breakfast before his wife alerted him to a 15cm knife in his back. Yury Lyalin, …

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We Live In A World Where A Man Slashes People’s Butts in Retail Stores

4 People I Encountered At The Renaissance Fair

Man Creates Machine That Can Perfectly Debone Ham, Humans

First Law Of Robotics: Don’t Kill Humans. Second Law: See First Law

Canadian Policemen Getting Stabbed

Drunken Argument Friday: What’s Worse, Getting Shot or Getting Stabbed?

“Imagine The Worst Diarrhea You’ve Ever Had, And Then Times It by 10, With A Knife In It”

Man Too Drunk To Notice Knife In Back

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