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How to Steal David Hasselhoff’s Life

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So, you’ve decided to become Hollywood’s answer to a question that couldn’t be heard over the sound of vomiting and the mass rolling of eyes (which, incidentally, is kind of a wet shucky sound), why? I mean, good for you! You know others may snicker…

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25 Pictures of David Hasselhoff Stealing Your Woman With Sheer Sexiness

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David Hasselhoff just got your woman. Done deal.

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Five Signs That the Future Is Now

Five Signs That the Future Is Now

As a boy, I used to sit and ponder the future, and all the technological marvels that were in store. Well my friends, the future is now. With the exception of space travel and hover cars, we might as well be living in a god-damed “Jetsons epi…

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