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5 More Inappropriate Sports Headlines

5 More Inappropriate Sports Headlines

Today, the Philadelphia Daily News ran the headline "Top Dog" over a picture of Michael Vick. Get it! He’s the new starting quarterback for the Eagles, and he used to senselessly torture and kill dogs for his own sick amusement! Tha…

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Kobe’s Biggest Fan

Kobe’s Biggest Fan

  I think this comes courtesy of the same guys that created the fantastic David Blaine Street Magic series.   Girls Are Bendy (TotalProSports) Friday Photobombs (TheChive)  #95 Play BBball with Obama (COED) 10 Worst Acronyms Ever (…

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Inner-Monologue Of Kobe Bryant While He Was Accepting The NBA Finals MVP Award

Inner-Monologue Of Kobe Bryant While He Was Accepting The NBA Finals MVP Award

   Do I get the trophy now, or do I have to listen to Jerry Buss’s son give another speech that sounded like it was written by that retarded kid from the Make-A-Wish foundation that I gave my e-mail address to because reporters were…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 3

2009-Douchebag-Tournament-Round-1-Day-3

      Welcome to day three of HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Before we get to today’s matchups, here are the results from yesterday’s games.   Click here to see the updated bracket.   Much like the …

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