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And Here Is The Craziest Kung Fu Silliness You’ll See All Day

The Young Taoism Fighter

Being a fan of martial arts films can be difficult, seeing as a lot of the greatest fight scenes are hidden within the dozens upon dozens of flicks you’ll probably never hear of until someone with a bigger love and appreciation for martial arts fil…

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25 Kick Ass Monkeys

25 Kick Ass Monkeys

It goes without saying that monkeys are awesome in every way, but if a monkey starts throwing down, that’s a killer combo of awesome and terrifying. Mostly awesome though.

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Drunken Argument Friday: Old Karate Kid vs New Karate Kid

Drunken Argument Friday: Old Karate Kid vs New Karate Kid

When we took up the mantle here at Holy Taco we were told we had to engage in some social drinking in the office if we wanted to get anything done right. This was not a problem as most of us had been drinking mouthwash recreationally for years. T…

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80′s TV Was Way Better Than Now

80′s TV Was Way Better Than Now

  I can’t believe there is more than one paraplegic kung fu movie out there.   The Most Excited Fan of the Day (TotalProSports) Justin Bieber is Actually Retarded (Buzzfeed) The Lowest Blows in Baseball (BleacherReport) Most Hilario…

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Mr. No Legs Is Going To Kick The Crap Out Of You (Well, Not Literally)

Mr. No Legs Is Going To Kick The Crap Out Of You (Well, Not Literally)

  At first glance, you probably think you could totally take someone named "Mr. No Legs" in a fight. He’s sitting there in his wheelchair, having no legs. You’re standing there on two perfectly good legs. The odds are in …

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Fear The Kung Fu Clowns

Fear The Kung Fu Clowns

I don’t care if this is a commercial for the Yellow Pages, this one-minute video is better than any movie I’ve seen in the last 20 years. Can some Hollywood studio green light this full-length feature?

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