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Five Reactions To Lady GaGa’s Crotch Shot, In Convenient GIF Form

Five Reactions To Lady GaGa’s Crotch Shot, In Convenient GIF Form

We absolutely refuse to apologize for how disgusting this news post is. We will however do you the favor of not posting any of the actual gifs until after the jump. So click on the header and lose your lunch.

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Stay Strong, Timmy Dumont!

TIMMY DUMONT

This is a message for my new internet hero, Timmy Dumont. In a time in our society when cyber-bullying and real life bullying are at an all time high, he’s posting videos of himself singing Ke$ha covers into a banana on the internet. If anyth…

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Get This: Figure Skater Johnny Weir Is Gay!

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Ok, there’s a million jokes I could make about the fact that figure skater Johnny Weir has officially come out of the closet. But all those jokes would be as obvious as the fact that Johnny Weir is gay. It’s honestly, never been a big c…

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How to Make a Lady Gaga Outfit

How to Make a Lady Gaga Outfit

So you’ve decided you want to make a fashion statement, but you’re not creative enough to be actually creative and your understanding of what “fashion” means is dubious at best, clouded behind a haze of OTC cough medicine an…

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A Look To The Future: Lady Gaga

A Look To The Future: Lady Gaga

On March 28, 1986, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta was born. In the year 2010, Stefani was better known by her stage name Lady Gaga, meaning in the time it took you to mature, graduate college, get stuck in a terrible internship that will probab…

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Hey Everybody, Lady Gaga Has Something to Say!

Hey Everybody, Lady Gaga Has Something to Say!

Hey everybody, listen up! Lady Gaga has something to say, and since she’s not dressed like an asshole or covered in fake blood, I guess it must be pretty friggen important.

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The Inner Monologue of a Dude Shopping For a Sex Doll Online

The Inner Monologue of a Dude Shopping For a Sex Doll Online

  Man, this is the best idea ever.  I’m tired of dealing with chicks anyway.  They don’t get me.  And you know, I don’t get them either.  I was a king in high school.  I still am, there’s just m…

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New War Strategy: Out Gay The Terrorists

New War Strategy: Out Gay The Terrorists

  These guys took a preemptive strike on the "don’t ask don’t tell" policy change.   Tea Time With Tyson (TotalProSports) Over-Protective Cat is Over-Protective (Buzzfeed) Who’s The Worst College Team? (Bleache…

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25 Girls in Terrible Pants

25 Girls in Terrible Pants

Pants are stupid. Here is the proof.    

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GoBots Gangbang!

GoBots Gangbang!

  Upon seeing our Gundam Boner photo of the day this morning, one of our readers, Pratik, directed us to this old GoBots gangbang scene, and I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before because it’s amazing. Also, it kind of m…

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Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fight Between Amy Winehouse and Lady Gaga

Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fight Between Amy Winehouse and Lady Gaga

  If there’s one thing we like more than being told not to call things "Drunken" on this site anymore, it’s arguing about really stupid things, like who would win if Amy Winehouse fought Lady Gaga to the death:   Stu…

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