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8 Depressingly Lame Life Hacks

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Life hack is one of the most egregiously offensive terms currently in our lexicon. It’s stupid. It’s so stupid it should wear a helmet. It doesn’t mean anything.

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25 Less Than Intimidating Cowboys

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Once upon a time, cowboys were bad ass gunslinger. Then, one day, they discovered sequins.

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25 of the Lamest Looking Movie Villains Ever

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Everyone is all a-twitter with news of how George Lucas is violating Star Wars again. And while he’s turned Vader into the lamest sounding villain ever, at least he still looks cool. Not like these jokers.

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5 Head Shakingly Sad Reasons for Going to Jail

5 Head Shakingly Sad Reasons for Going to Jail

Take it from our intern, going to jail is no fun. From delousing to cavity searches to bunking with that guy who always smelled like coleslaw, it’s a bad world not mde for the gentle sensibilities of Holy Taco readers. But before you jaunt off to…

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8 Advanced Robots That Accomplish Lame Things

8 Advanced Robots That Accomplish Lame Things

Today’s guest article is by Andy Green, who has a robot at home that’s mostly just a Fleshlight with a digital timer. Technology has rocketed us from dumb monkeys who scrape grubs out of wood, to a people on the forefront of really fig…

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It’s Not Cool, Dude: 6 Ridiculous Things Inspired by Awesome

It’s Not Cool, Dude: 6 Ridiculous Things Inspired by Awesome

Some people think every great idea has already been thought, every story already written and all that’s left is people borrowing, intentionally or otherwise, from the works of others.  And whatever, that seems to make the world work for …

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How To: Tell If Your Facebook Days are Over

How To: Tell If Your Facebook Days are Over

Humans naturally outgrow things: sweaters, our fascination with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series, and even social networking sites like Facebook.  Luckily, there are a few simple signs to look for in order to determine if it’s time …

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Where Will YOU Be 15 Years From Now?

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20 Hot Chicks in Painted-On Sports Jerseys (TotalProSports)   Getting Laid At A Haunted House (MadeMan)   January Jones On The Speedway (AllLeftTurns)   Tom Cruise Goes To College (ScreenJunkies)   Sexy Superfans Are…Sexy (…

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The 9 Lamest Sports Commentator’s Puns

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For some reason, every sports commentator in the world feels the need to use a really lame sports pun for the title of his column or TV segment. Here are the 9 worst.   9. Dodds and Ends – Dennis Dodd   Is the title of this college …

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