Who would have thought this would be so complicated? Famous people get arrested for this all the time: that Senator from Idaho, George Michael, the dad from “Family Ties.” Wait, maybe not that last one. He was the guy in Tremors, right?…
Earlier today, George Michael, America’s 3rd favorite drug-addled homosexual British pop star from the 80’s, was sentenced to eight weeks in prison for crashing his car into a photo store while hopped up on pot and prescription drugs. D…
Some things never change. The sun will always come up in the morning, the rich will always get richer and Larry Craig will always put a sexual innuendo into one of his press releases. I mean, come on, man. You’ve been busted for gay sex count…