Weekend in Vegas Bingo

November 13th, 2009 | 10:00 am
Weekend in Vegas Bingo

There's nothing like a weekend in Vegas to remind you of exactly how shitty your life could be.  The next time you venture off to Sin City, take this handy bingo card along, so you'll have something to keep you...

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