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Get Your Cell Phones The Hell Out of the Movie Theater

CinemaCon is a meeting held in Las Vegas where movie theater owners and movie industry types come together to talk about various aspects of the business of movies, from the latest technologies to the new and stupidly expensive junk food companies wi…

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Holy Taco Does Vegas

posted 02/24/2012
by Ian Fortey

(We sent our boy Ian Cheesman to Las Vegas thanks to the help of the good people at Harley Davidson to experience everything the city has to offer. This is what he came back with. There’s butts in walls and a lion.)

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6 Lessons for Surviving Las Vegas

posted 02/15/2012
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Odds are if you’re in Las Vegas, you’re going for the same reason I do: to seek out those elusive gaps in your escort card collection:

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If Vegas Escort Ads Were Accurate

posted 09/01/2010
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Anyone who has been to Vegas is familiar with the abundance of escort advertisements plastered around the city. From immigrants handing out cards on the street to the mobile billboards driving up and down the strip, no other town in the U.S. is so …

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The History of Porn Timeline

posted 01/07/2010
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The AVN’s (The Porn Awards) are happening in Las Vegas this weekend, and since we don’t get to go to them this year, we’ve decided to spend the entire weekend just thinking about porn instead. We’re hard workers, though, so n…

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Weekend in Vegas Bingo

posted 11/13/2009
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There’s nothing like a weekend in Vegas to remind you of exactly how shitty your life could be. The next time you venture off to Sin City, take this handy bingo card along, so you’ll have something to keep you occupied while your f…

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If You’re Going To Vegas, Go With This Guy

posted 03/11/2009
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To be honest, before I saw this video, I wasn’t a huge fan of Las Vegas. It just seemed like an expensive tourist trap with whores. But after seeing this guy’s infectious enthusiasm for his great city, I kind of…no, n…

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Las Vegas Has The Fattest Slots Around

posted 02/20/2008
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Dear People of Las Vegas, Congratulations! In a nation packed full of big fat tubs of shit, you are the biggest and the fattest tubs of all! According to Men’s Fitness, you people are more disgusting than people who live anywhere else. I woul…

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Porn Awards Fill Gaping Hole Left By Golden Globes

posted 01/13/2008
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I would like to thank the AVN Awards for getting us through this difficult time. With no Golden Globes to tell me what $40,000 dress Lucy Liu is wearing, I wasn’t sure if there would be any point to go on living. But thankfully Adult Video Ne…

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Paris Hilton and K-Fed: Team Stupid

posted 12/30/2007
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I’ve seen a lot of amazing pairings in my lifetime; Joe Montana and Jerry Rice, mint ice cream with chocolate chips, Daryl Hall and John Oates (Go F yourself, they kick ass). But this New Years, we have been blessed with a new pairing, accor…

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Get Your Cell Phones The Hell Out of the Movie Theater

Holy Taco Does Vegas

6 Lessons for Surviving Las Vegas

If Vegas Escort Ads Were Accurate

The History of Porn Timeline

Weekend in Vegas Bingo

If You’re Going To Vegas, Go With This Guy

Las Vegas Has The Fattest Slots Around

Porn Awards Fill Gaping Hole Left By Golden Globes

Paris Hilton and K-Fed: Team Stupid

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