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The Hills May Be No More. God Is Listening To Us.

The Hills May Be No More.  God Is Listening To Us.

A few months ago I got incredibly high with a friend, and we got in to this ridiculous argument about whether or not I’d be proud if Lauren Conrad from The Hills was my daughter.  The argument quickly somehow morphed into  whether or not a wo…

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Lauren Conrad Google Stalks

Lauren Conrad Google Stalks

The internet is great for many things, like ordering wives from the Republic of Macedonia or researching the many ways to make a skin suit. But it can also be used for evil, like looking up dirt from someone’s past and throwing it in their fa…

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Lauren Conrad Loves John McCain

Lauren Conrad Loves John McCain

I’m undecided as to who I’m going to vote for. As of yesterday I was going to write in a vote for that ex-football player guy who played the RA in Saved By The Bell the College Years, just cause I think there were a couple situations w…

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Lauren Conrad Goes To White House

Lauren Conrad Goes To White House

Normally, you have to have done something noteworthy to get an invitation to the White House, like be a war hero, or a nobel prize winner, or even a retarded kid who hit a bunch of three pointers in a high school game. The point is, you used to ha…

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Lauren Conrad Got Sorta Fired

Lauren Conrad Got Sorta Fired

I really love it when people continue to put out stories as if stuff that happened on “The Hills” is real life.  Usmagazine.com reports: Despite reports, Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port weren’t given the pink slip by Teen Vogue. &#…

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