Heidi And Spencer To Get Own Show

Before you say how ridiculous and stupid this is, remember that Tony Danza not only starred in multiple sitcoms, but also had his own talk show.  I watched him interview Tony Bennett once and spend four minutes on how crazy it was that they were both named Tony.  I shit you not.   Popsugar.com reports:

Now the couple we love to hate but can’t stop watching are trying to get their own spinoff show on MTV.  It would follow the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as they make their wedding preparations, showing us the real Heidi and Spencer.

Screw that, why sell these two short?  If we’re going to give them their own show, I want it to be a gritty crime drama where Heidi and Spencer are New York City detectives.  Heidi plays by the book  and Spencer’s a loose cannon.

The pilot will start out with Spencer blowing up half a city block in an effort to nail some Russian mobster.  Then he’ll get called into the chief’s office and the chief will be like “You’re out of control Pratt!” and Spencer will slam his fist on the table and be like “COME ON BRO!”  Then the chief will say “That’s it.  I’m partnering you up!” and Pratt will of course insist that he works alone, but then Heidi will walk in, and the sexual tension will only be able to be cut by a very sharp knife.  Also, the guy who played Vinny from Doogie Howser will be the coroner who provides comic relief.  I would watch this every week.  I wouldn’t even Tivo it, I’d watch it live.

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