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25 New Laws for Elmhurst, Illinois: America’s Butthole

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Elmhurst, Illinois; an idyllic little town of roughly 43,000 citizens. It’s the former home of Keebler cookies, and the online porn capital of America. And recently, a citizen was ejected form a city council meeting after rolling her eyes a…

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9 Funny 911 Calls

posted 12/10/2009
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911 dispatch is the core of our law enforcement system, and it’s helped billions of people over its 41-year existence. One major complaint from 911 operators, though, is that the service is so often under-utilized. People only call for r…

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6 Tips for Drunk Drivers

posted 12/02/2009
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Getting behind the wheel of a car when you’re wasted is one of the stupidest things you can do, but some people still do it. So when the cops pull them over, we are given a reality show that’s better than all the Real World‘s, Too…

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Inner Monologue of the Cop Who Pulled You Over

posted 11/09/2009
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Alright, let’s see: this guy’s driving a 2004 Honda Civic that’s completely beat to shit. There’s no way this idiot can afford a traffic ticket. Well, I might as well utilize my position of authority to ruin his e…

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