law – Holytaco

Troll Hunter: Arizona Wants Ban Internet Trolling

Internet trolls suck. Trolls can make the internet really fun. Both of those opinions have some truth to them, like most things in life. So, what does Arizona want to do? Screw’em all and start making it illegal to troll on the internet in any way…

Read Full Article

25 New Laws for Elmhurst, Illinois: America’s Butthole

posted 08/18/2010
by

Elmhurst, Illinois; an idyllic little town of roughly 43,000 citizens. It’s the former home of Keebler cookies, and the online porn capital of America. And recently, a citizen was ejected form a city council meeting after rolling her eyes a…

Read Full Article

9 Funny 911 Calls

posted 12/10/2009
by

911 dispatch is the core of our law enforcement system, and it’s helped billions of people over its 41-year existence. One major complaint from 911 operators, though, is that the service is so often under-utilized. People only call for r…

Read Full Article

6 Tips for Drunk Drivers

posted 12/02/2009
by

Getting behind the wheel of a car when you’re wasted is one of the stupidest things you can do, but some people still do it. So when the cops pull them over, we are given a reality show that’s better than all the Real World‘s, Too…

Read Full Article

Inner Monologue of the Cop Who Pulled You Over

posted 11/09/2009
by

Alright, let’s see: this guy’s driving a 2004 Honda Civic that’s completely beat to shit. There’s no way this idiot can afford a traffic ticket. Well, I might as well utilize my position of authority to ruin his e…

Read Full Article