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Solving the LeBron James Free Agency Issue: Make Him Play Alone

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LeBron’s best option is to launch the LeBron City LeBrons, hire some intern to be the mascot, and get to work. No way the King couldn’t handle 48 minutes a night, 90 points, and 65 rebounds, plus it would mean all the money and rings to …

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Would You Rather Bang The T-Mobile Girl Or Punch Her White-Rapper Friend In His Smug Face

Would You Rather Bang The T-Mobile Girl Or Punch Her White-Rapper Friend In His Smug Face

Like most people with a penis (or a vagina that likes other vaginas), I’m helplessly in love with the T-Mobile girl. Just to be clear, I’m talking about the newer girl, Carly Foulkes, not Catherine Zeta Jones. And just to be clearer, wh…

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Heat vs Bulls, NBA Eastern Conference Finals: An Existential Breakdown of the Match Up

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With the Miami Heat putting away their arch rivals the Boston Celtics in the conference semis, they will now have to go through another elite team that they struggled against during the regular season, the Chicago Bulls. Both teams have explosive o…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Living In Cleveland vs. Getting the Hell Out of Cleveland

Drunken Argument Friday: Living In Cleveland vs. Getting the Hell Out of Cleveland

  Recently, someone whose name we vow not to speak on this site for the foreseeable future made waves by deciding to high tail it out of Cleveland for the relative sun and fun of Miami.  Was it the right thing to do?  Right after enj…

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A Pre-Cap of LeBron James’ ESPN Hour-Long Signing Announcement Special

A Pre-Cap of LeBron James’ ESPN Hour-Long Signing Announcement Special

 We don’t generally like to toot our own horns around here in the Holy Taco office, but this is probably because our interns do such a mighty fine job at (insert reference to inter-office sexual favors) for us. But today, we somehow manag…

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The Inner Monologue of Lebron James Deciding Which Team to Sign With

The Inner Monologue of Lebron James Deciding Which Team to Sign With

  Decisions, decisions.  I’ve been waiting for this day my entire life, and now, I can’t make up my mind.  My conscious tells me I should stay in Cleveland.  The rest of me tells me that Cleveland is a hell hole that…

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25 Sad Cleveland Fans

25 Sad Cleveland Fans

Cleveland seems like the saddest place on earth today, but this gallery proves that despair is nothing new to the fans of Cleveland sports.    

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We Are Lebron: Cleveland’s Plea To King James

We Are Lebron: Cleveland’s Plea To King James

We Are Lebron Video – Watch more Funny Videos   I can’t believe they got Cleveland soccer legend Otto Orf!   The Hottest Call Girl in Soccer (TotalProSports) Athletes and Their Tabloid Twins (BleacherReport) 10 Shows Betty Whit…

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The Reason Lebron James Played Terrible Last Night

The Reason Lebron James Played Terrible Last Night

  If this is how the fans are trying to convince Lebron to stay in Cleveland then they are screwed.   15 Hot Volleyball Chicks (TotalProSports) The Sexiest Poker Players of all Time (BleacherReport) The De-evolution of Facebook (BuzzFeed)…

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