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25 Reasons to Read Bulletin Boards

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The bulletin board in our office is just covered in reminders that we need to wear pants. But anyway, here’s 25 more interesting bulletins.

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An Open Letter To The World’s 7 Billionth Person

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Hey there, seven-billionth person born on earth. I don’t know how old you’ll be when you end up reading this, but let’s assume you’ll be old enough to know how to read. That’d put you at about age seven, if you’r…

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Why’d You Bail Out On Our Flashmob?!

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Hey “Friends” So let me start by saying, you all really put me in an awkward spot yesterday. I don’t want to get accusatory, because I haven’t heard from any of you since then, and I’m sure you have a valid excuse, but…

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Your “@aol.com” Email Address Is Embarrassing Everyone

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Jason, I don’t mean to drop a bomb on your day here, but there’s something I wanted to address with you. It’s about your email address. Myself and several others (who I’m not going to name) have discussed this, and we think …

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Congratulations, Chris Brown!

Congratulations, Chris Brown!

So good news for Rihanna, Chris Brown recently completed a court-ordered domestic violence class. Way to go Chris! Now, thanks to some inside sources, we were able to find a transcription of Chris’s welcome letter:

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Poems from Mel Gibson

Poems from Mel Gibson

TMZ just released some poetry and letters written by Mel Gibson to his ex, Oksana Grigorieva that she saved over the years. You can read the whole things over at TMZ but it’s worth noting that they include lines like “have decided to t…

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Scientology Letters

Scientology Letters

Scientology has been badly demonized for years when the truth of the matter is, most Scientologists are just like you and me, except crazier.  They wash their hair (crazily), they make dinner (crazily) and they pay their taxes do other stuff.&…

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Penthouse Letters That Didn’t Make The Cut

Penthouse Letters That Didn’t Make The Cut

    Plugging It In     Dear, Penthouse I’m a cable TV installer. Normally my job is pretty boring. But the other day I had an experience that I will not soon forget! I was assigned a house over in downtown, a real posh apa…

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Honest Letters To One Night Stands

Honest Letters To One Night Stands

If you’re like us, you enjoy writing letters to girls that you’ve had one night stands with, just to let them know that you had a good time, or you learned some new moves, or whatever.  Y’know, the standard "one night sta…

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Open Letters to Annoying People

Open Letters to Annoying People

Letters are a good way to communicate with people that you, for one reason or another, can’t have a face-to-face interaction with.  This can be particularly effective when you’re dealing with someone who is incredibly annoying. …

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