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8 of the Most Awesome Things in the World

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Comedy thrives on negativity. Making fun of something is necessarily negative, it takes a negative view of something. I spend all day on Twitter making fun of Kardashians and Biebers and whatever other stupid thing is afoot. I just used the pejor…

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The Entire Life of Daniel Radcliffe

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Harry Potter is just about finished but Daniel Radcliffe has just begun!

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The Inner Monologue of the New Bacteria Discovered by NASA

The Inner Monologue of the New Bacteria Discovered by NASA

Jesus H., this is just what I need. Thousands of years no one gives two fancy shits about me and then all of a sudden some PhD waddles through my pond and now I’m “famous?” Famous? Fame can shampoo my crotch. Why the hell do y…

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I Sharted Today

I Sharted Today

I sharted today. There, I said it. And you know what? I sharted yesterday, too. In fact, I can’t stop sharting. I won’t go into the gory details, but during the first incident, the breech was minimal, and the clothing was salvaged. For …

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The 10 Least Likely Announcements at NASA’s Astrobiology Press Conference

The 10 Least Likely Announcements at NASA’s Astrobiology Press Conference

At 2PM, NASA will hold a press conference “to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life.” The geek world has been set aflame with this teaser. Not since news of The Hobbit have s…

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The Life Of A Dollar Bill

The Life Of A Dollar Bill

When we hold a dollar bill in our hand, we believe that dollar to be ours. To prove this, watch someone holding a dollar, then snatch it out of their hand. You’ll see them reaction violently, and you might get punched in the face and get call…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Would Immortality Be Awesome or Crappy?

Drunken Argument Friday: Would Immortality Be Awesome or Crappy?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like whether Immortality would be really awesome, or really crappy. Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: &…

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