Is Britney Spears A “Piece Of Trash?”

So Britney Spears got a restraining order against her friend Sam Lufti. Usmagazine.com, tell us what it said!

Lynne Spears says she and Jamie Spears went to Britney’s Beverly Hills home on January 28 after hearing that the singer ‘was crying” after getting into a fight with Lufti.

Lynne claims the following.

“Sam had told Britney that she was an unfit mother, a piece of trash, and a whore.”

See, that’s not the most effective order of insults. I picture him saying all that stuff in reverse. Like, if this was a movie on the Lifetime Network, it would have gone down like this:

(The part of Britney Spears will be played by Meredith Baxter Berney. The part of Sam Lufti will be played by T.V.’s Major Dad!, Gerald McCraney.)

LUFTI: Britney, you’re a piece of trash, a whore (stares at her intensely for a beat then…) and an unfit mother.

WHACK! Britney smacks Lufti in the face.

BRITNEY: I may be a piece of trash and a whore, but you’re not taking my daughter with you to Iran.

Whoops, I got confused with Not Without My Daughter, which is also a classic Lifetime film.

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