Lindsay Lohan Is A Bi-Sexual

November 10th, 2008 | 04:11 pm
Lindsay Lohan Is A Bi-Sexual

 Today Lindsay Lohan told Usmagazine that she is in fact, bi-sexual.  If you're wondering how this will affect your life, it probably won't.  But personally, it's going to affect my life.  Specifically, it's probably going to affect the scenario I...

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