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Lindsay Lohan’s Prison Diary

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Lindsay Lohan headed back to jail for the fifth time recently. It can’t have been all that bad though, she ended up getting released after only five hours. That’s not even enough time to plot an escape. She was thrown in the can again b…

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Great Expectations: What The Playboy Photographer Should Expect From Lindsay Lohan During Her Nude Photo Shoot

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It was revealed today that Lindsay Lohan is going nude for a Playboy photo shoot after Playboy offered her an undisclosed amount of money that reportedly approaches her asking price of $1 million. And with this news hitting the internet, I think no…

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Why Lindsay Lohan Should Date the Staff of Holy Taco

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Lindsay Lohan has had what some might call a spotted history in the limelight. It’s spotted with feces. Feces best described as shit. It’s a train wreck and that train was hauling a inordinate number of boxcars full of shit and hobos who alrea…

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Lindsay Lohan’s (Latest) Day in Prison

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Lindsay Lohan found herself incarcerated again, which obviously isn’t a surprise as she’s in prison about as often as there are screams in Gary Busey’s head. Even though celebs never seem to spend much time behind bars in a singl…

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A New and Improved Olsen!

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Remember the Olsen twins? Remember how every creepy nerd and Bob Saget waited patiently for them to turn eighteen? Websites had countdown clocks and Dave Coulier was crossing the days off of his calendar while John Stamos combed his hair to kill …

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Lindsay Lohan’s Letters From Rehab – Vol. 1

Lindsay Lohan’s Letters From Rehab – Vol. 1

Lindsay Lohan in happier times. Dear Mom, I hope you are well. Rehab is great. I love it here. Anyway, enough bullshit. I’ve got some stuff I need you to send. Me and the other girls came up with a list of things that will help make us less h…

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How to Build a Vacuous Media Whore

How to Build a Vacuous Media Whore

The entertainment world these days is more private lives than public faces – a movie premiere is never as interesting as a DUI. With that in mind, it might behoove you to try to produce your own Lohan or Hilton or Spears who can be all over TM…

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Celebrities Go Back to School

Celebrities Go Back to School

  All of us had to go to school at some point – except for idiots.  Even your favorite celebrities.  Yadda yadda, segue into an image-based article of celebrities photoshopped to be school children. Haha, priceless!

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25 Pictures of Hot Chicks With Knives

25 Pictures of Hot Chicks With Knives

  You know what’s wrong with girls who carry knives? Not a goddamn thing. To celebrate the release of Robert Rodriguez’s Machete, which by all accounts is completely badass, here are 25 pictures of chicks playing with knives.

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A Day In The Life of Prisoner #224584 (aka Lindsay Lohan)

A Day In The Life of Prisoner #224584 (aka Lindsay Lohan)

If you’re like us, then you, too, are probably wondering why Lindsay Lohan is going to jail. Not because we feel she should be cleared of all charges and be set free, for The Lohan can do no wrong. No; it’s because we, like you, literal…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Alternate Nail Designs

Lindsay Lohan’s Alternate Nail Designs

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison for being an idiot.  To show her appreciation, and why she’s an idiot, she took the time to write "f*ck U" on one of her fingernails.  She’s a classy broad.  And …

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