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21 Sexy Redheads Wearing Green — A St. Patrick’s Day Photo Tribute

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Today is St. Patrick’s Day, the Irish holiday in which we celebrate public drunkenness, public drunkenness again, and beautiful women with red hair.

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A Day In The Life of Prisoner #224584 (aka Lindsay Lohan)

A Day In The Life of Prisoner #224584 (aka Lindsay Lohan)

If you’re like us, then you, too, are probably wondering why Lindsay Lohan is going to jail. Not because we feel she should be cleared of all charges and be set free, for The Lohan can do no wrong. No; it’s because we, like you, literal…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Alternate Nail Designs

Lindsay Lohan’s Alternate Nail Designs

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison for being an idiot.  To show her appreciation, and why she’s an idiot, she took the time to write "f*ck U" on one of her fingernails.  She’s a classy broad.  And …

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Who Will Die in 2010?

Who Will Die in 2010?

A lot of celebrities died in 2009, and many of them, like Brittany Murphy, were highly unpredictable. That’s why we’ve decided to take some initiative and make some celebrity death predictions for 2010.   Dick Clark   Dick C…

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Lindsay Lohan Is A Bi-Sexual

Lindsay Lohan Is A Bi-Sexual

  Today Lindsay Lohan told Usmagazine that she is in fact, bi-sexual.  If you’re wondering how this will affect your life, it probably won’t.  But personally, it’s going to affect my life.  Specifically, itR…

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Lindsay Lohan is Officially A Boring Lesbian

Lindsay Lohan is Officially A Boring Lesbian

Lindsay Lohan spoke over the phone this weekend to “Loveline”, which is apparently still on the radio. In the conversation she stated once and for all that she is, in fact, a lesbian: Host: Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been goin…

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Lindsay Lohan Has Words For Sarah Palin

Lindsay Lohan Has Words For Sarah Palin

This is how you know you might have picked the wrong vice presidential candidate: When Lindsay Lohan is giving words of advice to her and they only sound partially retarded, instead of fully. Usmagazine.com reports: “I think that parents ne…

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Lindsay Lohan Embarrassed By Dad. Join The Club

Lindsay Lohan Embarrassed By Dad.  Join The Club

I’m really glad that I’m not famous, because if I was, I’d have to field questions from reporters like “Your father just released a statement saying he’s quote, ‘God damned tired of people saying big titties are …

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Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Booted From Party

Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Booted From Party

Just yesterday we made a list of 8 people who will ruin your party, and I honestly considered adding “#9. Your Mom.” Apparently Lindsay Lohan‘s mom Dina read the list and was like “What the? I can ruin a party like a moth…

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Lindsay Lohan Might Not Be Drunk Anymore

Lindsay Lohan Might Not Be Drunk Anymore

I used to love me some Cheryl Hines. She oozed equal amounts of restrained sarcasm and goofy “I could have maybe had an outside shot at her in high school” sex appeal while navigating the zany world of Larry David. I even watched her in…

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Lindsay Lohan Rubs All Up On Disneyland

Lindsay Lohan Rubs All Up On Disneyland

Pics courtesy of celebslam People are all over this “Lindsay Lohan might be a lesbian” thing.  Would that really be that surprising?  On a scale of things that are surprising, I would put that right below “The end of the M. Night …

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Lindsay Lohan Swings And Misses

Lindsay Lohan Swings And Misses

This is photo of Lohan is on the set of “Labor Pains.” I don’t know what it’s about, and before I check, I’d like to venture a guess. Although my instincts are telling me it’s a wacky comedy about pregnancy, I&…

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