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21 Sexy Redheads Wearing Green — A St. Patrick’s Day Photo Tribute

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Today is St. Patrick’s Day, the Irish holiday in which we celebrate public drunkenness, public drunkenness again, and beautiful women with red hair.

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Samantha Ronson’s Brother Approves Of Lohan

Samantha Ronson’s Brother Approves Of Lohan

It’s not super important that your girlfriend or boyfriend’s family likes you. It’s sort of the equivalent of winning a Gold Glove; it’s a nice bonus if it happens, but it’s not gonna get you laid. Ask Omar Vizquel. …

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Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Doesn’t Want To Know

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Doesn’t Want To Know

Suddenly everybody thinks Lindsay Lohan is a Lesbian because a couple photos of her and Samantha Ronson surfaced such as the one above, where she looks like she’s at a seventh grade dance and Samantha Ronson is the boy from her drama class th…

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Lindsay Lohan Steals Coats

Lindsay Lohan Steals Coats

See, it’s stories like these that make me not want to go outside in my 11,000 dollar coat.  People.com reports: Masha Markova, a student at Columbia University, put down her $11,000 blond mink coat with other partygoers’ jackets at the …

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Lindsay Lohan Got Wasted Again

Lindsay Lohan Got Wasted Again

I’m not sure why this is really news, but it seems like people are pretty interested in Lindsay Lohan’s drinking habits. I got out and get hammered all the time and the only people who seemed to care were the producers of A&E’…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Slave Problem

Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Slave Problem

See, it’s stories like this that make me appreciate that my dad calls me only when there’s something wrong with his “thing that plays those CD movies” or when a pitcher is currently taking a no-hitter into the seventh inning…

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Lindsay Lohan And Charles Manson: Together

Lindsay Lohan And Charles Manson: Together

Most people think Lindsay Lohan is crazy. But in the pantheon of crazy, she’s not even in the same league as Charles Manson. It’d be like comparing that autistic kid who hit all those three pointers to Michael Jordan. People.com repo…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Wants TV Show

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Wants TV Show

This is what happens when you give Paula Abdul her own TV show.  Suddenly everybody asks for one and lazy executives say okay because reading scripts is annoying.  It’s like when one dog starts eating a pile of shit at the dog park; suddenly …

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Lindsay’s Dad Not A Fan Of Her Naked Pics

Lindsay’s Dad Not A Fan Of Her Naked Pics

Sometimes when you’re a really shitty dad like Lindsay Lohan’s dad, and you don’t talk to your kids and instead get drunk and make pleas to see them on television and morning radio shows, you get really excited when you get to say…

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Lindsay Lohan Poses NUDE!

Lindsay Lohan Poses NUDE!

It’s happened people! It’s happened! Lindsay Lohan has showed her boobies! I’m feeling so many emotions right now: Happy, sad, confused, boner. Truth be told, I said a prayer for this a couple weeks ago, and now it’s com…

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Eva Mendes Loves To Do Drugs

Eva Mendes Loves To Do Drugs

They tried to make Eva Mendes go to rehab and she said, “No no…” oh wait. She said “yes yes yes.” According to DailyStab.com: Eva Mendes has entered rehab for substance abuse.  She is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near S…

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Lindsay Lohan Sees Dead People

Lindsay Lohan Sees Dead People

According to an article in people.com today, Lindsay Lohan’s going to the morgue! After fulfilling several requirements set by her DUI plea agreement – including rehab, community service and 84 minutes spent in jail – Lohan will n…

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