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An Open Letter to Up and Coming Disney Stars

S’up? You guys just hanging out? That’s cool. Pretty def, huh? And maybe phat? Yeah. So listen, I don’t want to come off sounding like a square adult, or some kind of unhip shitbird (kids still say that, right?) but I need you to be prepared fo…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Doesn’t Want To Know

posted 05/26/2008
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Suddenly everybody thinks Lindsay Lohan is a Lesbian because a couple photos of her and Samantha Ronson surfaced such as the one above, where she looks like she’s at a seventh grade dance and Samantha Ronson is the boy from her drama class th…

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Lindsay Lohan Steals Coats

posted 05/05/2008
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See, it’s stories like these that make me not want to go outside in my 11,000 dollar coat. People.com reports: Masha Markova, a student at Columbia University, put down her $11,000 blond mink coat with other partygoers’ jackets at the …

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Lindsay Lohan Got Wasted Again

posted 04/21/2008
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I’m not sure why this is really news, but it seems like people are pretty interested in Lindsay Lohan’s drinking habits. I got out and get hammered all the time and the only people who seemed to care were the producers of A&E’…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Slave Problem

posted 04/15/2008
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See, it’s stories like this that make me appreciate that my dad calls me only when there’s something wrong with his “thing that plays those CD movies” or when a pitcher is currently taking a no-hitter into the seventh inning…

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Lindsay Lohan And Charles Manson: Together

posted 03/27/2008
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Most people think Lindsay Lohan is crazy. But in the pantheon of crazy, she’s not even in the same league as Charles Manson. It’d be like comparing that autistic kid who hit all those three pointers to Michael Jordan. People.com repo…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Wants TV Show

posted 03/11/2008
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This is what happens when you give Paula Abdul her own TV show. Suddenly everybody asks for one and lazy executives say okay because reading scripts is annoying. It’s like when one dog starts eating a pile of shit at the dog park; suddenly …

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Lindsay’s Dad Not A Fan Of Her Naked Pics

posted 02/19/2008
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Sometimes when you’re a really shitty dad like Lindsay Lohan’s dad, and you don’t talk to your kids and instead get drunk and make pleas to see them on television and morning radio shows, you get really excited when you get to say…

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Lindsay Lohan Poses NUDE!

posted 02/17/2008
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It’s happened people! It’s happened! Lindsay Lohan has showed her boobies! I’m feeling so many emotions right now: Happy, sad, confused, boner. Truth be told, I said a prayer for this a couple weeks ago, and now it’s com…

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Eva Mendes Loves To Do Drugs

posted 01/31/2008
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They tried to make Eva Mendes go to rehab and she said, “No no…” oh wait. She said “yes yes yes.” According to DailyStab.com: Eva Mendes has entered rehab for substance abuse. She is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near S…

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Lindsay Lohan Sees Dead People

posted 01/17/2008
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According to an article in people.com today, Lindsay Lohan’s going to the morgue! After fulfilling several requirements set by her DUI plea agreement – including rehab, community service and 84 minutes spent in jail – Lohan will n…

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Lindsay Lohan is all “I have a boob. Look at it.”

posted 12/09/2007
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Click to enlarge. According to the Sun, Lindsay Lohan likes to leave out the underwear part of getting dressed. Apparently, LL aired out her areolas while walking around LA this past weekend. This photo doesn’t seem too nipple-icious to me, b…

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An Open Letter to Up and Coming Disney Stars

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Doesn’t Want To Know

Lindsay Lohan Steals Coats

Lindsay Lohan Got Wasted Again

Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Slave Problem

Lindsay Lohan And Charles Manson: Together

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Wants TV Show

Lindsay’s Dad Not A Fan Of Her Naked Pics

Lindsay Lohan Poses NUDE!

Eva Mendes Loves To Do Drugs

Lindsay Lohan Sees Dead People

Lindsay Lohan is all “I have a boob. Look at it.”

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