Today Lindsay Lohan told Usmagazine that she is in fact, bi-sexual. If you're wondering how this will affect your life, it probably won't. But personally, it's going to affect my life. Specifically, it's probably going to affect the scenario I...
Suddenly everybody thinks Lindsay Lohan is a Lesbian because a couple photos of her and Samantha Ronson surfaced such as the one above, where she looks like she's at a seventh grade dance and Samantha Ronson is the boy from her drama class that's trying to hide his boner. ...
See, it's stories like these that make me not want to go outside in my 11,000 dollar coat. People.com reports:
Masha Markova, a student at Columbia University, put down her $11,000 blond mink coat with other partygoers' jackets at the Jan. 26 bash – and thought it was gone for good...
I'm not sure why this is really news, but it seems like people are pretty interested in Lindsay Lohan's drinking habits. I got out and get hammered all the time and the only people who seemed to care were the producers of A&E's Intervention.
So, the story goes that Lindsay was...
See, it's stories like this that make me appreciate that my dad calls me only when there's something wrong with his "thing that plays those CD movies" or when a pitcher is currently taking a no-hitter into the seventh inning. Daily news reports:
Lindsay Lohan's dad, Michael, says his famous...
Most people think Lindsay Lohan is crazy. But in the pantheon of crazy, she's not even in the same league as Charles Manson. It'd be like comparing that autistic kid who hit all those three pointers to Michael Jordan. People.com reports:
Lindsay Lohan, has signed up to...
This is what happens when you give Paula Abdul her own TV show. Suddenly everybody asks for one and lazy executives say okay because reading scripts is annoying. It's like when one dog starts eating a pile of shit at the dog park; suddenly the other dogs see and assume...
Sometimes when you're a really shitty dad like Lindsay Lohan's dad, and you don't talk to your kids and instead get drunk and make pleas to see them on television and morning radio shows, you get really excited when you get to say stuff that you think good dads say. ...
It's happened people! It's happened! Lindsay Lohan has showed her boobies! I'm feeling so many emotions right now: Happy, sad, confused, boner. Truth be told, I said a prayer for this a couple weeks ago, and now it's come true. My prayer has been answered!...
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