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The Kick Ass Kiss Komparison

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How many times have you been invited to a kick ass makeout party full of swimsuit models and porn stars and Holy Taco editors and you have to be like “Oh, I can’t, I have polio” and then you stay home and make out with a room temperature ham –WHICH …

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She Might As Well Tattoo A Clown Suit All Over Her Body

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The Joker Lives

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Nikki Cox’s Head And Lips Never Stopped Growing

Nikki Cox’s Head And Lips Never Stopped Growing

And now, a letter from my penis… Dear Nikki Cox (and other Hollywood Starlets), Please stop doing weird things to your face and head. I do not understand why you feel the need to constantly screw (no pun intended) with yourselves. You’r…

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