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Classic Taco – 7 Signs You’re an Adult

Ian Fortey
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by Ian Fortey
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If you’re a Jew or a Mexican girl, there’s a specific day where you officially become an adult. For everyone else, becoming a grown-up is a gradual process, and most of the time you don’t realize that you’ve become an adult u…

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These Are Literally The Five Greatest Things I Did All Year

Jim Tews
posted 12/30/2011
by Jim Tews
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It’s time for us Holy Taco writers to take a look what we’ve been doing with ourselves all year. We write pretty much every single day. It’s not good every day, but we’re in a volume business, so get over yourself. I poured …

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Five Crimes That Have Taken Place At Taco Bell

Jim Tews
posted 10/12/2011
by Jim Tews
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It’s common knowledge that about half the people who eat at Taco Bell are totally drunk. Eating Taco Bell sober is almost unbearable. That’s what I hear anyway. I can’t honestly say that I’ve ever done it. Since everyoneR…

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5 Types of Weirdos You’ll Meet at Burning Man

Ian Fortey
posted 08/30/2011
by Ian Fortey
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Burning Man is a solid week of intense confusion in the Nevada desert. It is at once awesome and bizarre and not for people who do not feel comfortable seeing other humans dressed in leather breathing fire at someone else dressed in chainmail. No…

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How To Quit Smoking In 30 Easy Steps

Luis Prada
posted 08/03/2011
by Luis Prada
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  1) Start fresh. Start with a clean slate. The night before you officially quit, smoke the final cigarette in your pack, and then go to bed. By the time you wake up in the morning, you will have officially started your first cigarette-fr…

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New Zealand Is Trying To Cripple The internet’s Ability To Write Lazy Articles About Weird Baby Names

Luis Prada
posted 07/20/2011
by Luis Prada
WeirdBaby

Go head. Type the words “weird baby names” in to Google and see what happens. If your search results are anything like mine, 0.16 seconds after you hit enter you will receive “about 6,230,000” links, all centered around the weird names parents have…

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10 Things You Shouldn’t Use Kickstarter For

Jim Tews
posted 07/07/2011
by Jim Tews
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If you’re not familiar with Kickstarter, it’s basically a way for wide-eyed, optimistic artists, philanthropists and goofy hipsters to ask their friends and friends of those friends for small donations that will fund some sort of projec…

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The 15 Gayest Cities in America: A Holy Taco Rundown

Ian Fortey
posted 01/17/2011
by Ian Fortey
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Recently, the Advocate released it’s remarkably scientific list of the gayest cities in America. How scientific? One of the criteria for gayness involved the number of Tegan and Sara concerts within the city limits in the last year. Lord knows t…

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The Top 10 Dating Sites of 2011: A Holy Taco Rundown

Ian Fortey
posted 01/03/2011
by Ian Fortey
bad date

In this inaugural Holy Taco Rundown, we’re resting our intern’s brain after the stewing it took over the holidays and taking someone else’s list so we can make a mockery of it. In fact, that’s all we plan to ever down in the Rundown. Enjoy! Accor…

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8 Things Made Cooler with Lasers

posted 10/18/2010
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8 Things Made Cooler with Lasers

On a brisk autumn’s day in 1967, two scientists, Gary Nusbaum and Rodrick Van Buren finalized their work in a dusty, underfunded lab that was little more than a garage with a Tesla coil and an abacus in a little town in New Mexico. Their wor…

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8 Annoying People You’ll Encounter On Your Vacation

posted 05/20/2010
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8 Annoying People You’ll Encounter On Your Vacation

It’s Summer again, and that means it’s vacation season. Every year, millions of people venture out into the world to embark on vacations, and millions more annoy the shit out of those vacationers. Here are 8 annoying people that you̵…

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