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Five Pro Wrestlers With Skills Far More Impressive Than Wrestling

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Serious question: If you were *really* the ruler of hell, why would you waste your time rolling around with sweaty dudes in a ring?

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The Worst Fail Moments and F*ck-Ups From TV News Broadcasts — A Video Tribute

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News anchors are much funnier to watch fuck-up than your average nobody, because they do it with so much seriousness.

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10 Classic Songs With Bizarre, Illogical Titles — And What They Should Be Called Instead

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Like many misinformed rock fans, I used to think that “Baba O’Riley” by The Who was called “Teenage Wasteland.” It’s an honest mistake, considering that the phrase teenage wasteland appears five times in the song,…

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1989 Internet Headlines, If They Happened Today

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It’s hard to imagine now, but people in 1989 had no idea what a “cat GIF” was, and could only access pornography through magazines and videocassettes.

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15 Things You Should Do Now That True Detective Is Over

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1. Stare at this GIF for ten minutes, while pondering the mysteries of the universe.

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23 Serious Questions Raised by the Existence of BroApp

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When technology allows us more convenience and efficiency at the expense of genuine humanity, is that progress?

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The Eight Best ‘South Park’ Video Game Episodes of All Time

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To honor the South Park gang’s latest achievement with The Stick of Truth, I’ve taken it upon myself to catalog and rank the show’s video game-centric episodes so you f*cking noobs will still have something to complain about on this joyous day.

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25 Honest Thoughts a Guy Had on Tinder

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23. Take the sun glasses and ski mask off. TELL ME WHO YOU ARE.

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The Taco Bell Waffle Taco And Five More Fast Food Innovations That Nobody Asked For

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Stuff it down your rotten throats, you disgusting waste of space. It’s cheap, it’s fast, and what else are you going to eat in the morning, oatmeal? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oatmeal! Right!

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7 Reasons Why the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi Are a Total Disaster

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At this point, Sochi’s primary export is bad publicity. Here’s everything that’s gone wrong so far.

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12 Classes That Should Be Taught in Elementary School

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Grade-school “education” is pointless filler designed to create good capitalist drones while allowing teachers enough down-time to play Candy Crush. Here’s what our children should be learning.

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