Lists – Holytaco

The Importance Of Remembering Ernest

posted
by Jim Tews

Did you watch the “Ernest” movies starring the late Jim Varney? We did, which is why we haven’t made much of ourselves. Regardless of our accomplishments, these videos have been cracking us up all day. We hope they’ll do the…

Read Full Article

Ten Awesome Things About The First Day Of Spring

posted 03/20/2012
by Jim Tews

It’s the first day of Spring everyone! You know what that means? Not a whole lot, unless you’re into stuffy noses and watery eyes inflicted by the yellow devil, AKA pollen. That’s one of the downsides to the first day of Spring. T…

Read Full Article

Five Reasons Why You’re Wrong

posted 03/06/2012
by Jim Tews

We all get into arguments we have difficulty winning. You may have even found yourself entering an argument you know, for a fact, you can’t really win. You may even discover that the point you’re arguing is completely invalid, but that&…

Read Full Article

7 Videos Of People Getting Slapped In Slow-Motion

posted 01/03/2012
by Jim Tews

image via brendanhughes.com It’s Tuesday here at Holy Taco. Not just any Tuesday, but the first Tuesday of the new year. Nobody has the motivation to do anything because we’re too busy white-knuckling our way through Christmas withdrawa…

Read Full Article

7 Things To Avoid On New Year’s Eve

posted 12/27/2011
by Jim Tews

New Year’s Eve is fast approaching everyone! What are you going to do? Where are you going to party? Who are you going to regrettably make out with? So many questions! It’s understandable, I mean, you want to send off the old year and b…

Read Full Article

The Best Best of 2011 Lists List of 2011

posted 12/09/2011
by Ian Fortey

Tis the season for all websites great and small to list the best and worst and whateverest things of the past year. You can’t swing a Nyancat (ha, internet reference!) without hitting some site’s list of the best or top something or other from the…

Read Full Article

5 Great Snack Foods For Latchkey Kids

posted 11/21/2011
by Jim Tews

So your parents are constantly working to put a roof over your head. They work late hours and you’re the one who suffers. You’re old enough to watch yourself now, and you won’t set the house on fire. Or at least if you do, youR…

Read Full Article

Classic Taco – Black Friday Bingo Card

posted 11/19/2011
by Luis Prada

Well, it’s Black Friday, the one day of the year where it’s okay for you to step on children and old people in public. If you’re daring enough to face the hordes of shoppers today, at least take this bingo card along to keep yours…

Read Full Article

Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

posted 11/09/2011
by Jim Tews

Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

“Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn’t we?” That’s what Michael O’Leary, the head of Ryan Airlines said in defense of his decision to screen porn on his planes. There’s a lot of reasons you shouldnR…

Read Full Article

Even If I Won The Powerball, I’d Still Do The Following Poor Person Things:

posted 11/03/2011
by Jim Tews

Even If I Won The Powerball, I’d Still Do The Following Poor Person Things:

So, someone in Connecticut (who has yet to be identified) is the big winner of $245 Million dollars. That’s a crap-ton of money no matter who you are or what state you live in. You know what my income was last year? I’m too embarrassed …

Read Full Article

The Ten Worst Things To Get While Trick-Or-Treating

posted 11/01/2011
by Jim Tews

In what seemed like the longest Halloween weekend ever, we’re sure you found the time to make it out to wander the neighborhood (by yourself or with your kids) and ask for unhealthy handouts. In the fury and rush that is trick-or-treating, yo…

Read Full Article

The Importance Of Remembering Ernest

Ten Awesome Things About The First Day Of Spring

Five Reasons Why You’re Wrong

7 Videos Of People Getting Slapped In Slow-Motion

7 Things To Avoid On New Year’s Eve

The Best Best of 2011 Lists List of 2011

5 Great Snack Foods For Latchkey Kids

Classic Taco – Black Friday Bingo Card

Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

Even If I Won The Powerball, I’d Still Do The Following Poor Person Things:

The Ten Worst Things To Get While Trick-Or-Treating

Photo of the Day

Best of Taco