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14 WTF Moments From The 2014 World Cup

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This year’s World Cup had its fair share of utter insanity — from embarrassing dives to biting incidents — which we gazed upon in awe as soccer took over our lives for the better part of the summer.

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Sexy Female Drummers Playing Metal Covers: A Video Tribute

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There’s something strangely attractive about a woman dominating the drums. Maybe it’s the unbridled passion — the sheer, ecstatic fury of their performances. Maybe I just like girls with calluses on their hands.

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The Six Hottest Teachers Who Got Arrested for Having Sex With Their Students

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Aw yeah. The crazy ones always give the best homework.

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5 Gross Food Items That Are Only Gross Because Our Brains Said So

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Eggs? Omelette time. Roast duck? Fire up that grill! But eat a bird in that delicious in-between fetus stage, and suddenly you’re a war criminal.

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Seven of the Most Embarrassing Politicians in Modern History (Besides Rob Ford)

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Ford is far from the only politician busted doing cosmically stupid shit presumably under a shroud of power that makes them think they can’t be touched. They always get caught sooner or later, and we always wonder what the hell they were thinking.

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Six Insane Examples of Racism Caught on Tape (Besides Donald Sterling)

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“I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro.” Oh man…here it comes.

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10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Planet Fitness

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Planet Fitness is the world’s most discriminatory fitness chain, and ironically, the members they discriminate against tend to be the ones who are actually attempting to get in shape.

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Five Pro Wrestlers With Skills Far More Impressive Than Wrestling

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Serious question: If you were *really* the ruler of hell, why would you waste your time rolling around with sweaty dudes in a ring?

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The Worst Fail Moments and F*ck-Ups From TV News Broadcasts — A Video Tribute

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News anchors are much funnier to watch fuck-up than your average nobody, because they do it with so much seriousness.

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10 Classic Songs With Bizarre, Illogical Titles — And What They Should Be Called Instead

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Like many misinformed rock fans, I used to think that “Baba O’Riley” by The Who was called “Teenage Wasteland.” It’s an honest mistake, considering that the phrase teenage wasteland appears five times in the song,…

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1989 Internet Headlines, If They Happened Today

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It’s hard to imagine now, but people in 1989 had no idea what a “cat GIF” was, and could only access pornography through magazines and videocassettes.

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