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14 WTF Moments From The 2014 World Cup

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This year’s World Cup had its fair share of utter insanity — from embarrassing dives to biting incidents — which we gazed upon in awe as soccer took over our lives for the better part of the summer.

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5 Snacks That Lacerate Your Mouth

5 Snacks That Lacerate Your Mouth

Experimentation is the mother of bisexuality, or something like that.  Or maybe science is the furious master of experimentation.  Hell if we know.  But we do know that there’s truth in the belief that some foods are more danger…

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9 Band Names You Didn’t Know Were Sexual

9 Band Names You Didn’t Know Were Sexual

This is a guest article by Alex Sargeant.  He dreams of Barenaked Ladies on his Spacehog. Before you get to thick meat of this article, I want to share with you what I gleamed while researching it. Are you ready for this? It’s paradigm s…

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6 Songs That Should Be About Masturbation

6 Songs That Should Be About Masturbation

You know how sometimes you’re being that guy, sort of ignoring other people who are conversing while you aimlessly ramble through the song selection on your MP3 player and then someone stops and says “you have a lot of songs about mastu…

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6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood

6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood

This is a guest article by Paul K Pickett, who removed his junk on a dare last year.  Sorry, dude. Every day, worldwide, thousands of penis jokes are made. Every second, you can count on at least one guy, somewhere, placing an object of some …

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5 Things You Didn’t Know You Should Be Embarrassed to Buy

5 Things You Didn’t Know You Should Be Embarrassed to Buy

Embarrassment is our stock and trade around here due to an unlucky lot in life. Deranged parenting, hormone issues and genitals that have more than once been mistaken for novelty items has ensured that any number of typically mundane situations ha…

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4 People You’ll Meet At The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

4 People You’ll Meet At The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

  This week Universal Studio’s Islands of Adventure opened its long-awaited Harry Pottery-themed addition to the park, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. This park will bring in tons of people and cash for the theme park for the forese…

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It’s Not Cool, Dude: 6 Ridiculous Things Inspired by Awesome

It’s Not Cool, Dude: 6 Ridiculous Things Inspired by Awesome

Some people think every great idea has already been thought, every story already written and all that’s left is people borrowing, intentionally or otherwise, from the works of others.  And whatever, that seems to make the world work for …

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5 Unintentionally Gay Parts of Everyday Life

5 Unintentionally Gay Parts of Everyday Life

As man evolves, so too do his sensibilities. His hopes. His dreams. And somewhere in there, things that started out not particularly gay became super gay .

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4 American Flag Products and What They Say About You

4 American Flag Products and What They Say About You

  It’s National Flag Day, everyone! So grab your American flag, ring it up the flag pole, then kind of look at it awkwardly for a few minutes as you try to think of what you should do next, before you settle on giving a half-hearted salu…

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The 6 Most Potentially Filthy Super Heroes

The 6 Most Potentially Filthy Super Heroes

Many super heroes were created in a golden age of innocence and fancy ideals that said a person who screamed “flame on!” only did so towards the end of helping those in need and not to let others in the men’s room know it was ther…

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4 Generic New Shows You’ll See This Fall

4 Generic New Shows You’ll See This Fall

The fall TV season is officially over, as all of your favorite shows have wrapped up their filming and aired their final episodes. Thus, the countdown to a new fall season and a whole new slew of TV shows begins. As with every new fall TV season, t…

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