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14 WTF Moments From The 2014 World Cup

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This year’s World Cup had its fair share of utter insanity — from embarrassing dives to biting incidents — which we gazed upon in awe as soccer took over our lives for the better part of the summer.

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Inner Monologue of a Drunk Guy at a Wedding

Inner Monologue of a Drunk Guy at a Wedding

  (4:10pm) I f*ckin’ hate weddings. Why do people feel the need to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a fancy party just so that everyone knows they’re in love? Shouldn’t we have gotten the point when you dated each other…

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25 Awesome Mustaches

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It’s mustache March and that means mustache madness! Let the great March mustache race begin!  

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10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

There’s nothing worse than having a perfectly good drinking session ruined by a song that either doesn’t belong in a bar, has been crammed down your ears too many times, or just plain sucks.   All I Wanna Do  Sheryl Crow &n…

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25 Funny Finger Faces

25 Funny Finger Faces

Awesome! Unless you have hooks for hands, then it’s just rubbing it in.  

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Drunken Argument Friday: Shapeshifting vs. Teleportation

Drunken Argument Friday: Shapeshifting vs. Teleportation

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like what would be a cooler super power: shapeshifting, or teleportation? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time…

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25 Amazing Snow Sculptures

25 Amazing Snow Sculptures

Don’t eat yellow snow. There. All of you officially know as much about snow as we do now.  

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The Unemployment Bingo Drinking Game

The Unemployment Bingo Drinking Game

We realize that many of our readers are currently unemployed, either because they’re in junior high, or because the current economy is shittier than DiCaprio’s Boston accent.  We’ve been unemployed before and we know how much …

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25 Animals Riding Motorcycles

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It’s exactly what you’d expect it to be like.  

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What Your Car Really Says About You

What Your Car Really Says About You

Like it or not, people will formulate opinions and ideas about you based on their initial observations, like how you dress, who you’re with, and what kind of vehicle you drive.  You have to be careful, though, because sometimes the messag…

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Wait, That Wasn’t Make-Up?!!!

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  Naked Sled Racing! (TotalProSports) This Will Disturb You (SuperTremendous) How To Date A Cougar (Coed) Be British And Chicks Will Bang You (LemonDrop)  Megan Fox Hotness (TheChive) 22 Things That Look Like Yoda (Maxim) Hawaii + Beer = …

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25 Sexy Snow Bunnies

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