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Five Pro Wrestlers With Skills Far More Impressive Than Wrestling

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Serious question: If you were *really* the ruler of hell, why would you waste your time rolling around with sweaty dudes in a ring?

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25 Animals Riding Motorcycles

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It’s exactly what you’d expect it to be like.  

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What Your Car Really Says About You

What Your Car Really Says About You

Like it or not, people will formulate opinions and ideas about you based on their initial observations, like how you dress, who you’re with, and what kind of vehicle you drive.  You have to be careful, though, because sometimes the messag…

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Wait, That Wasn’t Make-Up?!!!

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  Naked Sled Racing! (TotalProSports) This Will Disturb You (SuperTremendous) How To Date A Cougar (Coed) Be British And Chicks Will Bang You (LemonDrop)  Megan Fox Hotness (TheChive) 22 Things That Look Like Yoda (Maxim) Hawaii + Beer = …

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25 Sexy Snow Bunnies

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If Barack Obama Spoke in Blaxploitation Quotes

If Barack Obama Spoke in Blaxploitation Quotes

This week, Break is trying to determine the best Blaxploitation movie quotes of all time. We’re having a hard time picking our favorite, so we decided to see what it would be like if those same quotes were delivered by one of the most eloquent…

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25 Terrible Athletes

25 Terrible Athletes

Son. I am disappoint.      

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Flowchart for Losing Your Virginity

Flowchart for Losing Your Virginity

Based on our comments section, we’re pretty certain that the majority of our readers are under the age of 15, and that means that a few of you might be losing your virginity soon.  Your first trip to Tunatown can be stressful and confusin…

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Inner Monologue of Amber Lamps

Inner Monologue of Amber Lamps

  Ah, beautiful Oakland, California: the best place in the world for a skinny loner white girl to wander around in spandex, apathetically listening to emo music in headphones.  I sure am glad I took the bus today, too.  Oakland buses…

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25 Terrible Parents

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Some people are just better at it than others.  

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White Translations of Famous Blaxploitation Quotes

White Translations of Famous Blaxploitation Quotes

Break.com is pitting some of the greatest Blaxploitation movie quotes of all time against eachother to determine which one is the best (you can get to it by clicking on the voting box over there —>).  There’s only one problem: so…

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25 Sculptures Made With Butter

25 Sculptures Made With Butter

 I can’t believe it’s not better.     

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