Lists – Holytaco

The Importance Of Remembering Ernest

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by Jim Tews

Did you watch the “Ernest” movies starring the late Jim Varney? We did, which is why we haven’t made much of ourselves. Regardless of our accomplishments, these videos have been cracking us up all day. We hope they’ll do the…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy on a Blind Date

posted 02/15/2010
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Shit. I’m early. I showed up early for a blind f*cking date. Is that good or bad? I really have no idea what the etiquette is for this type of thing. Should I go in? I shouldn’t go in. Maybe I should. I dunno. Joh…

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25 Valentines Day Girls in Lingerie

posted 02/14/2010
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Last minute gift ideas.

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25 Badass Grannies

posted 02/13/2010
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If you got liquor in your metamucil throw your hands up!

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Drunken Argument Friday: Is Valentine’s Day Awesome, or Stupid?

posted 02/12/2010
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid stuff, like whether Valentine’s Day is awesome or completely shitty. Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time: …

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25 Hot Bartenders

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The only shot you’ll have with these girls is the one that comes in a one ounce glass.

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8 Terrible Valentine’s Day Diseases

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If you like your girlfriend, it’s difficult to figure out what you should get her for Valentine’s Day. If you hate your girlfriend, then it’s really easy to figure out what to do: just give her one of these horrific love-born…

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Internet Commenter Magazine

posted 02/11/2010
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Holy Taco has the best comments section on the entire Internet. It’s so excellent that it inspired us to create Internet Commenter Magazine, an ironically printed publication devoted solely to the world of the Internet Commenter. H…

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What Your Toys Are Doing Now- A Gallery

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Did you think they just stayed in the attic?

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A Flowchart to Determine How Your Valentine’s Day Will End

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by ywang

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For many people, Valentine’s Day is the most confusing day of the year. We stress about what gifts to buy and how much money to spend, because we know that if we screw anything up, there’s a chance that we might not have sex that n…

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