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14 WTF Moments From The 2014 World Cup

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This year’s World Cup had its fair share of utter insanity — from embarrassing dives to biting incidents — which we gazed upon in awe as soccer took over our lives for the better part of the summer.

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If Barack Obama Spoke in Blaxploitation Quotes

If Barack Obama Spoke in Blaxploitation Quotes

This week, Break is trying to determine the best Blaxploitation movie quotes of all time. We’re having a hard time picking our favorite, so we decided to see what it would be like if those same quotes were delivered by one of the most eloquent…

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25 Terrible Athletes

25 Terrible Athletes

Son. I am disappoint.      

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Flowchart for Losing Your Virginity

Flowchart for Losing Your Virginity

Based on our comments section, we’re pretty certain that the majority of our readers are under the age of 15, and that means that a few of you might be losing your virginity soon.  Your first trip to Tunatown can be stressful and confusin…

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Inner Monologue of Amber Lamps

Inner Monologue of Amber Lamps

  Ah, beautiful Oakland, California: the best place in the world for a skinny loner white girl to wander around in spandex, apathetically listening to emo music in headphones.  I sure am glad I took the bus today, too.  Oakland buses…

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25 Terrible Parents

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Some people are just better at it than others.  

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White Translations of Famous Blaxploitation Quotes

White Translations of Famous Blaxploitation Quotes

Break.com is pitting some of the greatest Blaxploitation movie quotes of all time against eachother to determine which one is the best (you can get to it by clicking on the voting box over there —>).  There’s only one problem: so…

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25 Sculptures Made With Butter

25 Sculptures Made With Butter

 I can’t believe it’s not better.     

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Drunken Argument Friday: Epic Beard Man vs. Techno Viking

Drunken Argument Friday: Epic Beard Man vs. Techno Viking

  If there’s one thing we like more than drinking, it’s arguing about really stupid things, like if Epic Beard Man could beat Techno Viking in a fist fight.  Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time: &n…

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25 Dog Fails

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It’s hard to fail at life when you spend most of your day licking your own balls, but somehow these dogs manage to pull it off.  

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25 Hilarious Yahoo Answers

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There’s no such thing as a stupid question…  

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Epic Beard Man’s Doodles

Epic Beard Man’s Doodles

Over the past few days, Epic Beard Man has become an internet celebrity and a self-perpetuating meme. By now, there are Epic Beard Man comics, video remixes, t-shirts, and even facebook fan clubs. You’ve probably already seen the Epic Beard Ma…

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