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14 WTF Moments From The 2014 World Cup

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This year’s World Cup had its fair share of utter insanity — from embarrassing dives to biting incidents — which we gazed upon in awe as soccer took over our lives for the better part of the summer.

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25 Animals With Glasses

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The Chat Roulette Bingo/Drinking Game

The Chat Roulette Bingo/Drinking Game

Chat Roulette is either the most awesome or the most terrible thing ever. Either way, it’s much more fun when you’re drinking, so we’ve come up with a Chat Roulette Bingo/Drinking Game. Now you’re sure to have a great time no…

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Your Mardi Gras Schedule

Your Mardi Gras Schedule

Today is Fat Tuesday, which means it’s going to be the craziest night in an all ready crazy year in New Orleans. On nights as drunken and adventurous as this, it’s helpful to be organized and have a schedule so that you don’t get o…

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25 Awesome Guitars

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Are you willing to make the commitment to wakin’ up at the crack a’ noon, for deep-knee rock squats!?  

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The Human Toss

The Human Toss

  We need the human toss in the Olympics, immediately. Curling starts today in Vancouver and that’s about as exciting as watching a tooth brushing competition. How do we make this happen? If curling can make it in, the human toss has a l…

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How To: Argue Like a Girl

How To: Argue Like a Girl

If you’re a lazy boyfriend, then there’s a good chance you’re two things: happy, and frequently arguing with your girlfriend.  There’s no way you’ll ever win any of those arguments against your bat-shit crazy girlf…

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25 Sweet Shaggin Wagons

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Come on in, kids! I’ve got candy!  

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Inner Monologue of a Guy on a Blind Date

Inner Monologue of a Guy on a Blind Date

Shit. I’m early.  I showed up early for a blind f*cking date.  Is that good or bad? I really have no idea what the etiquette is for this type of thing. Should I go in? I shouldn’t go in.  Maybe I should. I dunno.  Joh…

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25 Valentines Day Girls in Lingerie

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Last minute gift ideas.  

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25 Badass Grannies

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If you got liquor in your metamucil throw your hands up!  

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Drunken Argument Friday: Is Valentine’s Day Awesome, or Stupid?

Drunken Argument Friday: Is Valentine’s Day Awesome, or Stupid?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid stuff, like whether Valentine’s Day is awesome or completely shitty. Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:  …

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