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Five Pro Wrestlers With Skills Far More Impressive Than Wrestling

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Serious question: If you were *really* the ruler of hell, why would you waste your time rolling around with sweaty dudes in a ring?

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Inner Monologue of a Guy on a Blind Date

Inner Monologue of a Guy on a Blind Date

Shit. I’m early.  I showed up early for a blind f*cking date.  Is that good or bad? I really have no idea what the etiquette is for this type of thing. Should I go in? I shouldn’t go in.  Maybe I should. I dunno.  Joh…

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25 Valentines Day Girls in Lingerie

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Last minute gift ideas.  

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25 Badass Grannies

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If you got liquor in your metamucil throw your hands up!  

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Drunken Argument Friday: Is Valentine’s Day Awesome, or Stupid?

Drunken Argument Friday: Is Valentine’s Day Awesome, or Stupid?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid stuff, like whether Valentine’s Day is awesome or completely shitty. Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:  …

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25 Hot Bartenders

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The only shot you’ll have with these girls is the one that comes in a one ounce glass.  

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8 Terrible Valentine’s Day Diseases

8 Terrible Valentine’s Day Diseases

If you like your girlfriend, it’s difficult to figure out what you should get her for Valentine’s Day.  If you hate your girlfriend, then it’s really easy to figure out what to do: just give her one of these horrific love-born…

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Internet Commenter Magazine

Internet Commenter Magazine

Holy Taco has the best comments section on the entire Internet.  It’s so excellent that it inspired us to create Internet Commenter Magazine, an ironically printed publication devoted solely to the world of the Internet Commenter.  H…

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What Your Toys Are Doing Now- A Gallery

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Did you think they just stayed in the attic?  

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A Flowchart to Determine How Your Valentine’s Day Will End

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For many people, Valentine’s Day is the most confusing day of the year.  We stress about what gifts to buy and how much money to spend, because we know that if we screw anything up, there’s a chance that we might not have sex that n…

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Valentine’s Day vs. Your Funeral

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25 Weird Toilets

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These are great…FOR ME TO POOP ON!  

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