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14 WTF Moments From The 2014 World Cup

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This year’s World Cup had its fair share of utter insanity — from embarrassing dives to biting incidents — which we gazed upon in awe as soccer took over our lives for the better part of the summer.

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7 Things To Avoid On New Year’s Eve

7 Things To Avoid On New Year’s Eve

New Year’s Eve is fast approaching everyone! What are you going to do? Where are you going to party? Who are you going to regrettably make out with? So many questions! It’s understandable, I mean, you want to send off the old year and b…

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The Best Best of 2011 Lists List of 2011

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Tis the season for all websites great and small to list the best and worst and whateverest things of the past year. You can’t swing a Nyancat (ha, internet reference!) without hitting some site’s list of the best or top something or other from the…

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5 Great Snack Foods For Latchkey Kids

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So your parents are constantly working to put a roof over your head. They work late hours and you’re the one who suffers. You’re old enough to watch yourself now, and you won’t set the house on fire. Or at least if you do, youR…

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Classic Taco – Black Friday Bingo Card

Classic Taco – Black Friday Bingo Card

Well, it’s Black Friday, the one day of the year where it’s okay for you to step on children and old people in public. If you’re daring enough to face the hordes of shoppers today, at least take this bingo card along to keep yours…

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Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

“Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn’t we?” That’s what Michael O’Leary, the head of Ryan Airlines said in defense of his decision to screen porn on his planes. There’s a lot of reasons you shouldnR…

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Even If I Won The Powerball, I’d Still Do The Following Poor Person Things:

Even If I Won The Powerball, I’d Still Do The Following Poor Person Things:

So, someone in Connecticut (who has yet to be identified) is the big winner of $245 Million dollars. That’s a crap-ton of money no matter who you are or what state you live in. You know what my income was last year? I’m too embarrassed …

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The Ten Worst Things To Get While Trick-Or-Treating

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In what seemed like the longest Halloween weekend ever, we’re sure you found the time to make it out to wander the neighborhood (by yourself or with your kids) and ask for unhealthy handouts. In the fury and rush that is trick-or-treating, yo…

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Five of Our Favorite Old School Cereal Commercials

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If you’re like the entire crew of man-child writers at HolyTaco.com, you’re probably eating a bowl of cereal right now. And there’s a real good chance it’s not your first or last bowl of the day. It’s a comfort food th…

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Videos Of Things Crashing Through Windows!

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It’s not really a slow news day, I’m sure there’s a lot of important things we could cover, but sometimes we don’t like doing that. So instead, we’re going to provide you with a series of clips in which various things …

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Top 5 Office Pet Peeves (How To Really Annoy Your Co-workers)

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Sort of popular, grown-up social networking site LinkedIn recently published the results of a survey which asked people what their worst office pet peeves were. The results weren’t all that surprising. Turns out, your co-workers will be annoy…

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A List Of Things To Do Before The Falling Satellite Kills You

A List Of Things To Do Before The Falling Satellite Kills You

If you have plans for the weekend you may want to cancel them, or at least move them forward really quickly. There’s a chance you might get nailed with a piece of a satellite that’s going to be careening towards North America. The chanc…

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