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14 WTF Moments From The 2014 World Cup

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This year’s World Cup had its fair share of utter insanity — from embarrassing dives to biting incidents — which we gazed upon in awe as soccer took over our lives for the better part of the summer.

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25 Naughty Mrs. Claus Pictures

25 Naughty Mrs. Claus Pictures

You’re definitely going to want to be on their naughty list.  

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Welcome Back, Dead Celebrities of 2009

Welcome Back, Dead Celebrities of 2009

2009 has been a busy year for celebrity deaths. We think it’s only appropriate to honor our favorite fallen entertainers in the best way we know how: by bringing them back from the dead as zombies for one last "we think you were pretty aw…

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Inner Monologue of a Competitive Christmas Decorator

Inner Monologue of a Competitive Christmas Decorator

Todd f*cking Simmons. He thinks she can just prance into the neighborhood and win the Christmas decorating prize two years in a row? Well he’s f*cking wrong about that. He thinks just because he got a giant inflatable snowman he’s the in…

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25 Creepy Mall Santas

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You’re a creep, Santa Claus.  

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Why Winter Sucks

Why Winter Sucks

We live in Southern California for a reason: we hate winter. Winter is the time of year when every other living thing chooses to either die or hide, but for some reason we humans choose to just put on a giant coat and power through it. If you’…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Spend Christmas With the Cast of Jersey Shore or Insane Clown Posse?

Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Spend Christmas With the Cast of Jersey Shore or Insane Clown Posse?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like if you’d rather spend Christmas with the cast of Jersey Shore, or with Insane Clown Posse.  Here’s what it sounds…

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25 Odd Ways to Wear Duct Tape

25 Odd Ways to Wear Duct Tape

Further proof that duct tape was the greatest invention of our time.    

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The History of Boob Jobs

The History of Boob Jobs

Boob jobs are a wonderful thing. They offer pleasure, enjoyment, and amusement that the whole family can enjoy.  A good boob job can brighten your day with a tingly sensation in your balls, and a bad boob job can tickle your funny bone to no en…

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25 Amazing 3-D Sidewalk Drawings

25 Amazing 3-D Sidewalk Drawings

Most of these were done by artists Edgar Mueller and Julian Beever. Hahaha…beever…  

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A Flowchart to Determine if You’ve Been Naughty or Nice This Year

A Flowchart to Determine if You’ve Been Naughty or Nice This Year

What are you going to get for Christmas? Is Santa going to leave a shiny new Schwinn under your tree, or take a huge steamy dump in your stocking? That all depends on where you rank on Santa’s master list, and we’ve created a flowchart t…

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