Lists – Holytaco

The Importance Of Remembering Ernest

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Did you watch the “Ernest” movies starring the late Jim Varney? We did, which is why we haven’t made much of ourselves. Regardless of our accomplishments, these videos have been cracking us up all day. We hope they’ll do the…

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25 People Playing With Fire

posted 12/14/2009
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Fire bad. Raarrrrwwrrrr.

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The Hottest Babes in Christmas Movies

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Holiday movies are consistently filled with Christmas imagery, uplifting stories, and hot babes. You have to be careful though, because the babes in holiday movies always have some faults. We’ve outlined the pros and cons of some of the …

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MILF Monday: Lisa Rinna

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Where You’ve Seen Her: If lips could kill, Lisa Rinna would be the champion. In fact, they would kill too many people. It would be like when they revealed King Kong in the theater and then he broke out and destroyed New York…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Fight a Dozen Elves, or One Reindeer?

posted 12/11/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like if you’d rather fight a dozen elves or one angry reindeer. Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time:…

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25 Bad Santas

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They’re all eating, drinking, sh*tting, f#@king Santa Clauses.

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Gym Bingo

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Your gym is a lot like Amy Winehouse: it’s smelly, constantly covered in sweat, and it houses some of the worst human behavior on Earth. On top of that, the only reason you go there is to torture and exhaust yourself, so your next trip t…

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How To: Score at the Office Christmas Party

posted 12/10/2009
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Company Christmas parties are about sharing a love for Christ with your co-workers, as well as finding someone to rub genitals with. Since our company christmas party is tonight, we’ve decided to show you how to do the latter: St…

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25 Hot Famous Jews

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We’d totally let these chicks spin our dreidel.

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9 Funny 911 Calls

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911 dispatch is the core of our law enforcement system, and it’s helped billions of people over its 41-year existence. One major complaint from 911 operators, though, is that the service is so often under-utilized. People only call for r…

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How To: Tell If Your Facebook Days are Over

posted 12/09/2009
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Humans naturally outgrow things: sweaters, our fascination with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series, and even social networking sites like Facebook. Luckily, there are a few simple signs to look for in order to determine if it’s time …

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