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Five Pro Wrestlers With Skills Far More Impressive Than Wrestling

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Serious question: If you were *really* the ruler of hell, why would you waste your time rolling around with sweaty dudes in a ring?

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Drunken Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Van Halen and AC/DC?

Drunken Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Van Halen and AC/DC?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like who would win in a fist fight: Van Halen, or AC/DC? Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time:   Drunk…

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News You Won’t Believe Is Real

News You Won’t Believe Is Real

There have been a lot of weird news stories popping up over the past week, so we decided to cover all of them in the best way possible: by making a fake Weekly World News-style magazine cover to emphasize how ridiculous these stories seem, and then …

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An Over-Analysis of Back to the Future: Part 1

An Over-Analysis of Back to the Future: Part 1

Back to the Future: Part 1 is one of my all-time favorite movies of all time.  Sure, it’s ripe with paradox and fallacies of logic, but somehow these elements seem to make the movie even better, and that’s exactly why it’s suc…

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If Celebrities Were The Animals They Look Like

If Celebrities Were The Animals They Look Like

If you’re in the mood for some retarded photoshops this morning, then you’ve come to the right place.  Some celebrities look a lot like animals, so we decided to see what it would look like if they actually were the animals they so …

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Guest Column: In Defense of Roman Polanski

Guest Column: In Defense of Roman Polanski

  Writer. Director. Holocaust Survivor. Child Rapist.   These are all titles that can be accurately bestowed upon one of my oldest and dearest friends, Roman Polanski, most notable for directing a number of incredible films, including Ros…

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If Tom Brady Had Another Comic

If Tom Brady Had Another Comic

A while back, we put together a pretty awesome Tom Brady Comic, and it’s time for a second installment. Tom Brady has the most incredible, surreal life imaginable.  His baby mama is super hot actress Bridget Moynahan, and he’s curre…

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Honest Letters To One Night Stands

Honest Letters To One Night Stands

If you’re like us, you enjoy writing letters to girls that you’ve had one night stands with, just to let them know that you had a good time, or you learned some new moves, or whatever.  Y’know, the standard "one night sta…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Sitting Next to a Hot Chick on a Plane

Inner Monologue of a Guy Sitting Next to a Hot Chick on a Plane

Okay, there’s a fat guy coming down the aisle. Don’t sit here. Don’t sit here. I’m a mean, bad person that’s not fun to sit next to on a plane.  YES! He passed up my row.  Uh oh, a smelly old lady is coming up…

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The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom

The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom

When you’re sharing a bathroom with a roommate, spouse, or girlfriend, there are tons of rules of etiquette that come into play.  Everyone knows the basic rules, like changing the toilet paper roll when it’s empty, and using pre-des…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Would Immortality Be Awesome or Crappy?

Drunken Argument Friday: Would Immortality Be Awesome or Crappy?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like whether Immortality would be really awesome, or really crappy. Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: &…

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Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Girlfriends are a lot like volcanoes: they’re fascinating and mysterious, and at any time they can explode and completely blow your head off.  I might be confusing volcanoes with those collars from the movie Scanners.  Anyway, here&…

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