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14 WTF Moments From The 2014 World Cup

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This year’s World Cup had its fair share of utter insanity — from embarrassing dives to biting incidents — which we gazed upon in awe as soccer took over our lives for the better part of the summer.

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Awesome Cartoon Intros in Foreign Languages

Awesome Cartoon Intros in Foreign Languages

No matter where you travel in the world, one thing is always consistent: we all grew up watching the same cartoons.  Of course, even cartoon theme songs have to be re-recorded in different languages, and this often leads to some incredibly awes…

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More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

Rejected ESPN Body Issue Photo Spreads

Rejected ESPN Body Issue Photo Spreads

In an attempt to combat The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, ESPN Magazine has created "The Body Issue", featuring naked athletes, which hits newstands tomorrow.  Unfortunately, it’s a lot harder to find super-hot athletes tha…

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The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida

The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida

My dad is a pretty normal guy.  He collects guns and swords, he designs and manufactures his own flea circuses, and he’s always dressing up as a wizard and doing magic tricks for people.  Y’know, just normal "Dad" stu…

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The Diary of Letterman’s Less-Attractive Intern Revealed!

The Diary of Letterman’s Less-Attractive Intern Revealed!

Eat your cold dead heart out, CNN, because you just got scooped by a couple of idiots.  That’s right: Holy Taco has recently discovered the diary of one of David Letterman’s less-attractive interns:      

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Inner-Monologue of Mario on Level 1

Inner-Monologue of Mario on Level 1

Holy crap, holy crap, holy f*cking crap!  What have I gotten myself into?!  This is bad.  This is very, very bad.  Okay, I can see a castle up ahead.  That’s gotta be where that hot princess is.  All I have to do …

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Go On Vacation With Your Girlfriend

A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Go On Vacation With Your Girlfriend

Girlfriends are a lot like that bomb that Dennis Hopper rigged up in Speed: the good ones will never let you move too fast, and you should be very cautious about taking them on vacation with you (see Speed 2: Cruise Control).  That’s why …

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Drunken Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Van Halen and AC/DC?

Drunken Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Van Halen and AC/DC?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like who would win in a fist fight: Van Halen, or AC/DC? Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time:   Drunk…

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News You Won’t Believe Is Real

News You Won’t Believe Is Real

There have been a lot of weird news stories popping up over the past week, so we decided to cover all of them in the best way possible: by making a fake Weekly World News-style magazine cover to emphasize how ridiculous these stories seem, and then …

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An Over-Analysis of Back to the Future: Part 1

An Over-Analysis of Back to the Future: Part 1

Back to the Future: Part 1 is one of my all-time favorite movies of all time.  Sure, it’s ripe with paradox and fallacies of logic, but somehow these elements seem to make the movie even better, and that’s exactly why it’s suc…

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If Celebrities Were The Animals They Look Like

If Celebrities Were The Animals They Look Like

If you’re in the mood for some retarded photoshops this morning, then you’ve come to the right place.  Some celebrities look a lot like animals, so we decided to see what it would look like if they actually were the animals they so …

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