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14 WTF Moments From The 2014 World Cup

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This year’s World Cup had its fair share of utter insanity — from embarrassing dives to biting incidents — which we gazed upon in awe as soccer took over our lives for the better part of the summer.

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5 Videos of People Leaving The Dentist’s Office Incredibly High

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If you were like me as a child, you probably didn’t like going to the dentist. Then, as you got older, you probably had a change of heart when you realized that the dentist was the guy who had all the good drugs…

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5 Fast Fights At Fast Food Restaurants

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It’s fast food Friday here at Holy Taco! An often overlooked health risk connected to eating at fast food restaurants is violence. Over eighty-four percent of all fist fights break out in fast food joints. I made that up, but I now feel it…

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5 Holiday Gifts for Your Obviously Gay Son

5 Holiday Gifts for Your Obviously Gay Son

Face facts. Your son is gay. Sure, you make him take karate lessons and force him to play little league, but those episodes of “Glee” on your DVR don’t lie. The important thing is to not be an ass about it. It’s time to man …

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10 Porn Stars Who Are Over the Age of 50

10 Porn Stars Who Are Over the Age of 50

They say youth is wasted on the young. That may be so, but as I’m about to demonstrate, porn is definitely wasted on the old. I’ve got nothing against old people. In fact, I prefer their company to people my own age. But when it comes t…

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The 10 Least Likely Announcements at NASA’s Astrobiology Press Conference

The 10 Least Likely Announcements at NASA’s Astrobiology Press Conference

At 2PM, NASA will hold a press conference “to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life.” The geek world has been set aflame with this teaser. Not since news of The Hobbit have s…

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Beyond MILFs: 5 Lesser Known Hunter Sites

Beyond MILFs:  5 Lesser Known Hunter Sites

If you have a Y chromosome, you likely have heard of MILFhunter. It’s a dirty, dirty website that purports to show men tracking down women who have, at some point, given birth, and making something less heartfelt than love to them. Professi…

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6 Types of Zombies on The Walking Dead (So Far)

6 Types of Zombies on The Walking Dead (So Far)

The Walking Dead is to television what the Fleshlight was to wanking, an answer to a question that had never really been vocalized, yet asked in an unconscious way for so many years. And while in the case of wanking the question was often “i…

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7 New Job Ideas for Brad Childress

7 New Job Ideas for Brad Childress

Poor Brad Childress. Last year, he was one game away from the Super Bowl. Today, he’s sitting with Wade Phillips in the unemployment line. But I believe that when life gives you lemons, you should chuck those lemons right at life’s head…

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7 Celebrity TSA Body Scans

7 Celebrity TSA Body Scans

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is catching a lot of flack for its use of body scanners at airports. While the government claims the nearly naked images produced by the machines cannot be leaked to the public, privacy advocates are…

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12 Ridiculous Vibrators That Really Exist

12 Ridiculous Vibrators That Really Exist

Despite what the commentors say, I’m a straight guy. As such, I’ve never had much experience with vibrators. It’s not that I’m confident in my ability to satisfy a woman. Far from it. It’s just that I never cared enoug…

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8 As-Seen-On-TV Products in My Grandma’s House Right Now

8 As-Seen-On-TV Products in My Grandma’s House Right Now

Those who know me know I like to feign horrible illnesses, injury and incarceration to avoid family gatherings and the like, mostly due to my family being the sorts of people who shame trailer parks and shanty towns everywhere. Still, they’r…

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