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14 WTF Moments From The 2014 World Cup

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This year’s World Cup had its fair share of utter insanity — from embarrassing dives to biting incidents — which we gazed upon in awe as soccer took over our lives for the better part of the summer.

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Top 8 Celebs to Die in ’08

Top 8 Celebs to Die in ’08

Because predicting when regular people are going to die isn’t fun. 8.  Michael Vick He’s in jail.  I know what happens in jail, I’ve seen Oz and watched that Adam Sandler movie, and I was horrified by both.  He’s got a targe…

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The 10 Best Dog Humping Videos

The 10 Best Dog Humping Videos

Because your household objects aren’t going to hump themselves. 10. As the old saying goes, some days you get the bear and some days the bear gets you. But other days you get the bear off the top of the La-Z-Boy and then hump it so hard you ca…

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Top 9 Most Humiliating Sports Moments

Top 9 Most Humiliating Sports Moments

It’s one thing to humiliate yourself. It’s quite another to do it in front of 50,000 people. 9. Patrik Stefan Missing an Open Net Not only does he miss an open net to win the game, everyone is so surprised by his miss that the other tea…

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The 10 Greatest Fast Food Sides

The 10 Greatest Fast Food Sides

Because three pounds of processed meat won’t tide you over until dinner. 10. Cheesy Tots , Burger King If there’s one thing cheese and potatoes need, it’s a thick coating of deep-fried batter. The starving African girl I sponsor f…

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Top 10 Gold Diggers

Top 10 Gold Diggers

10. Hugh Hefner’s 3 Girlfriends This is not a bad gig. They only have to bang him 1/3 of the time that a normal gold digging person would. Of course he’s 3 times as hideous naked, so it kind of evens out. 9. Reichen Lehmkul Here’…

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The 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters

The 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters

Because we like women almost as much as we like sports. (But we still won’t watch the WNBA) 10. Michelle Tafoya I’m not sure how hot she is because they normally cut to her right after John Madden, who may or may not have Han Solo bo…

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