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Practical Advice for the Creepy Lovelorn Female Shower Head Guy

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I feel like I can offer this young man some advice on making his relationship work. Even though I’ve never before dated a shower head wearing nothing but a nightie and the face of Satan, I’m going to assume they’re not too differen…

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Valentine’s Day Gift Guide For Single People

Valentine’s Day Gift Guide For Single People

Valentine’s Day can be a tough holiday for all those lonely, single, unlovable people out there. So, instead of feeling bad about the fact that no one finds them attractive, we thought that single people should celebrate their inability to be …

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