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Rejected Weezer Album Covers

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After their last album’s cover depicted a dog soaring through the air of a living room, Weezer is following that triumphant display of randomness by titling their next album “Hurley,” and by devoting every square-inch of the cover…

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The Lost Finale Drinking Game

posted 05/21/2010
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The series finale of Lost airs on Sunday, and fan excitement levels are at a boiling point. Luckily, we’ve come up with a way for you to simultaneously relieve your anxiety and get completely wasted: The Lost Finale Drinking Game! For…

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If You’ve Seen It, Do Not Call

posted 04/13/2010
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What Your Favorite TV Show Really Says About You

posted 04/08/2010
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Your favorite television show can define you as a person, but you have to be careful: sometimes the message that you think your tv tastes are sending isn’t always the one that other people receive. Here’s what your favorite TV show reall…

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Do I Hear $52? Going Once…Going Twice…

posted 03/03/2010
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25 Hot Ski Girls (TotalProSports) Which College Coach do you want Gone? (BleacherReport) The Pacman Cocktail Sells Like Hotcakes (Manofest) Hayley Parsons Hotness (Coed) Get Free Porn from Atheists (LemonDrop) Hot …

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Lost His Credit Card

posted 02/01/2010
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Aw, crap. I don’t have my credit card. I must’ve lost it somewhere last night. Well, looks like Tampico and Sun Chips breakfast from Walgreens will have to wait. I have to find out what happened last night. Let’s …

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An Idiot’s Analysis of the Recent Discovery of El Dorado

posted 01/12/2010
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I don’t claim to be smart, which is why I work at a website. If I were smart, I’d probably be an astronologist, sitting in front of big parascope all day and staring at the sun like smart people do. This story, however, will amaze …

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Gay Dogs: So Annoying

posted 09/08/2009
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If TV Shows Had Truthful Titles

posted 11/17/2008
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A few weeks ago, we decided to show you what a few advertisements would say, if they were being honest. But we thought maybe it’d be more helpful if we showed you what some TV shows might be called if they were being a litt…

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Lost Cast Wants More Money

posted 08/11/2008
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Watching Lost is like listening to my dad tell me a story; I know I’m going to have sit through forty-five minutes of meandering bullshit before anything actually happens in the story. Unfortunately with Lost, my mom can’t chime in hal…

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Scarlett Johansson Makes Out With Penelope Cruz

posted 08/04/2008
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I love when super models say stuff like “I’m really just a big nerd!” Meanwhile some dude in tenth grade who leads his own World Of Warcraft team just opened his locker to find a bag of shit in it. But I’m sure the super m…

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Rejected Weezer Album Covers

The Lost Finale Drinking Game

If You’ve Seen It, Do Not Call

What Your Favorite TV Show Really Says About You

Do I Hear $52? Going Once…Going Twice…

Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Lost His Credit Card

An Idiot’s Analysis of the Recent Discovery of El Dorado

Gay Dogs: So Annoying

If TV Shows Had Truthful Titles

Lost Cast Wants More Money

Scarlett Johansson Makes Out With Penelope Cruz

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