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How to Spend Your Lottery Winnings

So, you’ve decided to win the lottery, good for you! It’s a fast and efficient way to get rich with very little effort, we’re surprised more people haven’t thought f it. Millions of dollars for the price of a cup of coffee or a candy bar or whatev…

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What You Could Buy With The $206-Million Mega Millions Jackpot, If You’d Actually Won It

posted 12/28/2011
by Jim Tews

We’re not here to rub it in your face, but you didn’t win the Mega Millions. We know that because only one guy won it, he’s in New York, rich people don’t read Holy Taco, and you’re not rich (we know that because we…

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News Headlines Don’t Get Any Better Than This

posted 10/12/2008
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There’s really no point in even writing the news article if you’ve already got a headline like this. We have all the information we really need and adding in anything else like facts or dates or details would just feel like overkill. Ot…

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